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Topic: 270: A Glove Fetish Is Like A Watch Fetish But With Gloves  (Read 4529 times)

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that section in the doc you guys skipped over is amazing, there's a guy who gets off crashing his motorbike?

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The lack of a "fetish-off" seemed weird to me too. I guess latex gloves are just that specific a thing that variety isn't a matter of grades.

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I was expecting waaaaay more opera glove fetishism, honestly, because one of the first obvious fetish sites I discovered on the internet back in like 1996 was a giant gallery of screencaps from old movies of actresses wearing opera gloves and talking about how some scene from a Rita Hayworth movie where she took off one glove was the greatest thing ever filmed.

Also I think the following additional tags fit this episode like a glove: "bondage", "germans are weird", "upgrade your ears" and "spandex".
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So there's a short story by Stephen King called Autopsy Room Four in which a guy finds himself paralyzed in a hospital listening to the people about to perform an autopsy on him.
It was a decent story until the end where it's revealed that the entire story is just a set up for a glove fetish joke.

I guess that story has an audience here.
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Out of the Accessory Trifecta of watches, earrings, and gloves, this is the one that makes the most sense to me, since it's the most focused on actual qualities someone might find sexual (form-fitting latex, smooth tactile sensations).  It's weird, but a sort of weird I can categorize in my mind alongside having a thing for, like, leather boots, or corsets.  A fucking watch fetish is still as baffling to me as it was to the guys who had it.
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Also I think the following additional tags fit this episode like a glove: "bondage", "germans are weird", "upgrade your ears" and "spandex".
Sherman Tank Man, December 13, 2017, 01:32:44 am

High five over "upgrade your ears".
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The glove story where the girl from out of town visits the poster who then pushes his fetish onto her is missing a crucial part. What the fuck is his gf's fetish that she's into these incredibly unpleasant sexual mind games with her "friends", because if this story is real, then the one who's more suspect is her.

What I'm saying is that the glove fetishist is only an accessory to this crime
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that section in the doc you guys skipped over is amazing, there's a guy who gets off crashing his motorbike?
GirlKisser420, December 12, 2017, 11:34:42 pm

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Guys I'm starting to worry about Great Britain.
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The glove story where the girl from out of town visits the poster who then pushes his fetish onto her is missing a crucial part. What the fuck is his gf's fetish that she's into these incredibly unpleasant sexual mind games with her "friends", because if this story is real, then the one who's more suspect is her.

What I'm saying is that the glove fetishist is only an accessory to this crime
A Meat, December 13, 2017, 09:08:18 am
Yeah, I don't think this is real. I would guess the women in his life have the "arms out, come hither" pose, if you know what I mean.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2017, 04:09:05 pm by Achilles' Heelies »

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The thing where a company doesn't let you place an online order but sics a sales rep on your digits as soon as you fill out a form is super common (and annoying) for B2B, especially industrial supply. Very old school sales and customer service culture.

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If these guys get into a fight and challenge each other to a duel, do they just immediately ejaculate upon slapping each other with the gloves or is that more gloves-frottage territory?

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And no phone, I'm perfectly okay with not adding "gloves-frottage" to my phone dictionary thank you
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Extremely disappointed by omission of the "Glove Slap" song. Really dropped the ball on this one, Lemon.


(I never expected a glove episode to be one of my favorite episodes in while.)