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Topic: 290: Smashed Words  (Read 2473 times)

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« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2018, 10:05:03 pm »
I won't lie I am slightly disappointed that no one has brought up the 90s Alf made for TV movie
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« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2018, 10:00:35 pm »
I read through the preview of Big Ass Shark on the smashwords website and it was disappointingly not-badly written. All the sentences were grammatical and it even had a slightly clever twist where the first person to encounter the titular big ass shark wasn't a character created just to get eaten.

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« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2018, 02:14:31 am »
I read through the preview of Big Ass Shark on the smashwords website and it was disappointingly not-badly written. All the sentences were grammatical and it even had a slightly clever twist where the first person to encounter the titular big ass shark wasn't a character created just to get eaten.
Did the shark have a big ass as promised?
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« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2018, 06:32:59 pm »
I'd feel guilty posting it because he's a decent dude, but a friend recently posted a huge rant on social media about how he was fed up with BIG PUBLISHING who won't accept his manuscripts and wouldn't pay enough for them anyway his solution to all this was to exclusively publish through Smashwords.

I dunno how it's going for him and honestly I'm a little scared to check.
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« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2018, 09:50:22 am »
I can't believe nobody has called Nutshell out on obviously plugging her own book.

Speaking of ALF, I'm more than happy to answer any questions the producers might have in my capacity as the only person to still own a copy of ALF: The Novel.
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« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2018, 01:43:56 am »
I can't believe nobody has called Nutshell out on obviously plugging her own book.

Speaking of ALF, I'm more than happy to answer any questions the producers might have in my capacity as the only person to still own a copy of ALF: The Novel.

I'm not a producer, but does J.W. Friedman know that Alf: The Novel exists?
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