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Topic: 293: Problematic Sex Toys  (Read 1478 times)

Wrought

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Reply #15
I challenge the idea that any inch of these things is usable
Sham bam bamina!

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Reply #16
Itís really an achievement that this episode started at Bad Dragon knockoffs and got progressively grosser.
Edit: on relistening itís actually equally gross the whole time, I think I just protected myself from visualizing the monster dicks the first time through
« Last Edit: December 15, 2018, 10:56:22 am by Friend Anemone »

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Reply #17
So the description of the dildo shaped like a chicken-head makes me wonder if anyone's made a buttplug shaped like the head and neck of a goose, possibly titled the "Gargantua Special"
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Reply #18
I've learned from past F+ episodes that even if they do make a Pringles sex toy, no one will be able to figure out how to fuck it.

Proposal: a hole in the base of the pringles can so you can use your dick to push them further up to within reach of your fingers.
Spooks Sham bam bamina! Puppy Time izzy

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Reply #19
of course it's a woman. men couldn't have invented ovipositor dildos

You and I have very different male friends.
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Reply #20
What about a Pringles can with a spring-loaded snake dildo inside?
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Reply #21
of course it's a woman. men couldn't have invented ovipositor dildos

You and I have very different male friends.
I know right? This clearly speaks to some kind of "womb envy" and plays into a lot of awful hentai that was definitely written and drawn by men.

Anywho, this was a fantastic episode, I love it when ya'll get into this real atrocious stuff.

EDIT: You can stamp this one "Dr. Buttplug approved!"
« Last Edit: December 14, 2018, 09:35:57 pm by Jackal Flapnasty »

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Reply #22
So the dimension hopping dildologists are just star trek porn parody redshirts, right?
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Reply #23
How did you guys know exactly what I wanted for Xmas?

...

THE EPISODE I MEANT THE NEW EPISODE TO LISTEN TO NOOOOOOOOOO
Dr. Buttplug Puppy Time Liatai

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Reply #24
I like to pretend like the horrible geek dildos are entirely funded by jock bullies who secretly want to be humiliated by a nerd.  Mostly because the thought of a fan genuinely wanting those makes me cringe so hard I turn inside out.
Sham bam bamina!

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Reply #25
I really don't have anything to add, but I just want to reiterate that "Watership DTF" is an amazingly good joke.

I honestly thought Adam saying "Bitcoin Buttplug" would be the highlight of the episode, but goddamn was I proven wrong.
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Reply #26
Nobody mentioned the Vegemite Lube line? Guess i'll just have to make you think of it again!!!

Oh also Boots is the same about dinosaurs as he is angelic brass instruments.

Pokemoan!!!!!!!!!! Starters only! Gross! :D Also nice Pokedex voice, Lemon.

No more updates i think. I'll just listen now.
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« Last Edit: December 21, 2018, 08:43:05 pm by Shell Game »

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Reply #27
I got way behind on the new eps over the last few months but got caught up this weekend and thats a bunch of great content there folks, great submissions and choice reads.

Fun fact, the 'oviposition' tag (and adjacent tags 'egg laying' and 'egg preg') on archiveofourown is most frequently applied to homestuck, voltron and transformers fanfiction.
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Reply #28
Also, here are some dildo-shaped tag suggestions: "dragons", "gross", "hopelessly broken", "how in the hell did you get that fetish?", "now i'm fucked", "pokemon", "pop culture", "soul destroying", "technologically impressive buttplugs", "witness the death of shame and reason"

Just caught this. Added, thanks.

PS: "now i'm fucked" is perfect here.
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Reply #29
I got way behind on the new eps over the last few months but got caught up this weekend and thats a bunch of great content there folks, great submissions and choice reads.

Fun fact, the 'oviposition' tag (and adjacent tags 'egg laying' and 'egg preg') on archiveofourown is most frequently applied to homestuck, voltron and transformers fanfiction.

"That's not how troll reproduction works in Homestuck" I say, hating myself as I do
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