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Topic: 293: Problematic Sex Toys  (Read 1477 times)

Lemon

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293: Problematic Sex Toys
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Reply #1
Sounds awful, can't wait to listen! (btw the episode number isn't listed in the title of the episode for me)

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Reply #2
new(?) startup idea: Dong Bongs, they're both a dildo and a bong, not at the same time though
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Reply #3
Gamera is really neat!
Gamera is filled with meat!
We've been fucking Gamera!

(Oh jeez that Dr. Dreadful reference: I actually had that thing as a kid.)
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Reply #4
(btw the episode number isn't listed in the title of the episode for me)

A little while ago, I tweaked the RSS feed to accommodate iTunes' new Podcast RSS Syntax. In short, the title remains the same as it was (###: Episode Title), but now there's itunes:title and itunes:episode.

How that shakes out depends on what podcatcher you're using, but in the thing I'm looking at right now (PocketCasts' Windows App), each episode is marked with the episode number in front of it, except the live shows which have a blue BONUS tag.

What are you using?

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Reply #5
new(?) startup idea: Dong Bongs, they're both a dildo and a bong, not at the same time though
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Reply #6
I've learned from past F+ episodes that even if they do make a Pringles sex toy, no one will be able to figure out how to fuck it.
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Reply #7
(btw the episode number isn't listed in the title of the episode for me)

A little while ago, I tweaked the RSS feed to accommodate iTunes' new Podcast RSS Syntax. In short, the title remains the same as it was (###: Episode Title), but now there's itunes:title and itunes:episode.

How that shakes out depends on what podcatcher you're using, but in the thing I'm looking at right now (PocketCasts' Windows App), each episode is marked with the episode number in front of it, except the live shows which have a blue BONUS tag.

What are you using?
Pocketcasts on Android just displays the title without the number before it for the last 2 episodes. The episodes before that show the episode number before the title.

Lemon

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Reply #8
Huh. You're right it does.

So the Windows app is running Pocket Casts Web Beta, so maybe Android is catching up to it? I just tweeted at them cause it seems like a mistake to use the iTunes title format without pairing it with the iTunes episode tag.

Edit
https://twitter.com/pocketcasts/status/1073391029234020352
« Last Edit: December 13, 2018, 08:19:51 pm by Lemon »

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Reply #9
I've learned from past F+ episodes that even if they do make a Pringles sex toy, no one will be able to figure out how to fuck it.

If only BigIdeaMan would relinquish his patent on the Pringles Spring, we could manufacture and market the very first Pringles pocket pussy that doubles as either a cock whacking contraption or a kind of "extreme sports" version of urethral sounding, depending on how intense you want to live your (sex) life.
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Reply #10
Oh Christ this is awful.

Also, here are some dildo-shaped tag suggestions: "dragons", "gross", "hopelessly broken", "how in the hell did you get that fetish?", "now i'm fucked", "pokemon", "pop culture", "soul destroying", "technologically impressive buttplugs", "witness the death of shame and reason"

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Reply #11
*furiously starts scrawling a christmas wishlist*

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Reply #12
Thank you for the Prongles joke, Kumquat.
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Reply #13
I have the dubious pleasure of already being familiar with the ovipositor sex toys because of this truly horrible clickbait video. Meet the kind of lady who's into this (of course it's a woman. men couldn't have invented ovipositor dildos)

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Reply #14
"Watership DTF"

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