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Topic: 295: A Role In The Sack  (Read 2458 times)

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295: A Role In The Sack #15
Where’s the erotic role play thread, Frank West?
Lumbermouth, January 23, 2019, 10:13:08 pm

Oh sorry, you don't have a ballp.it PLUS account, so you can't see the inner forum, where we do all the erotic roleplays.
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295: A Role In The Sack #16
I did not expect Lemon to make an alignment joke, and so early into the episode!
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I did not expect Lemon to make an alignment joke, and so early into the episode!Ambious, January 24, 2019, 10:55:23 am
I was deeply impressed by how naturally he seemed to pull it off.  What a pro.

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295: A Role In The Sack #18
Very happy you at least used that horrendous erotic wrestling league post in the opener. I encourage all of you to go to the doc and read it. It's. So fuckin dumb sexy.

This was excellent! Stellar cast. Achilles, as always, playing real, normal women doing real normal women things.
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295: A Role In The Sack #19
After careful consideration of both this episode and the last few years of content on the podcast I think I can come to a conclusion:

People on the internet have forgotten how to masturbate.

We got the first inklings of this in the fleshlight episode (Where so many members of the community had masturbated so hard it ruined them that they coined a term for it), but it really started to pick up with the MyMasturbation (In which people were jerking off in the most obtuse and least effective ways) and NoFap (In which people attributed all their life's ills to masturbation and have sworn it off entirely) episodes. My personal theory on the cause of this: The internet simply became too daring in its masturbation experiments and forgot the fundamentals: We have spent so much time on teledildonics and sex robots and novelty dildos that we've lost sight of what it was all about...
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295: A Role In The Sack #20
People on the internet have forgotten how to masturbate.

We got the first inklings of this...
KingKalamari, January 24, 2019, 06:25:25 pm
Actually, the inklings inclusion in smash has led a ton of creepy pervs to remember awfully quick.
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295: A Role In The Sack #21
Based on the images you provided, I disagree.
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295: A Role In The Sack #22
I mentioned this in the doc but blue moon roleplaying is a surprisingly good community. It's got a good gender spread, effective and fair moderation and the people there are friendly and helpful. I even looked in their selfies thread and they're all more attractive than you'd think.

Still all into anime bdsm though
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295: A Role In The Sack #23
Where’s the erotic role play thread, Frank West?
Lumbermouth, January 23, 2019, 10:13:08 pm

Oh sorry, you don't have a ballp.it PLUS account, so you can't see the inner forum, where we do all the erotic roleplays.
Frank West, January 24, 2019, 08:57:05 am
It's in the "$500 Secrets" section

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295: A Role In The Sack #24
Can't say I'm all that sure what I was expecting going into this episode, but I was definitely not expecting some bizarre attempt at a "sexy" collaborative Pokemon/Touhou/Danganronpa/Legend of Zelda/whateverthefuck crossover.
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295: A Role In The Sack #25
I was going to write something about how having sex during pregnancy probably isn't a problem, but then I realized I have no clue what kind of BDSM play they're into, and they could very well be into gynecological examination play or something equally unpleasant that involves hurting the uterus in some awful way.

I guess I'm at fault for thinking this up in the first place, sorry

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295: A Role In The Sack #26
also can I say that knowing what to imagine for all the characters in the video game bar (Jake Bisexual is obviously just Jake the Snake) makes it even more unerotic?

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295: A Role In The Sack #27
I mentioned this in the doc but blue moon roleplaying is a surprisingly good community. It's got a good gender spread, effective and fair moderation and the people there are friendly and helpful. I even looked in their selfies thread and they're all more attractive than you'd think.

Still all into anime bdsm though
GirlKisser420, January 24, 2019, 10:06:05 pm

I'm not sure I'd call it a "good" community, but they certainly seem way less dangerous to themselves and others than pretty much any other group of internet perverts we've seen.

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295: A Role In The Sack #28
Think Jake the Bisexual might be my new drag king name.

Also, the Intern is great! Can we have more of the Intern?
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295: A Role In The Sack #29
To steal a joke from the SA thread: The Intern gets paid in exposure (to terrible writing on the internet)
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