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Topic: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole  (Read 492 times)

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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #1
One of my favorite things left out:

AITA For telling my younger son that his older brother will take over my business one day, not him.
I have three children. A twelve year old daughter, a ten year old son, and a nine year old son...
(and that's all you really need from that post)

I was also hoping Frank West would read this one.

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Id buy a metric fuckton of those stickers tbh.

ETA:
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« Last Edit: April 14, 2019, 01:20:53 pm by Oedipal Arrangements »

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This was a great episode - I only found out about r/AmITheAsshole a couple of weeks ago, but it's been a fantastic way to rubberneck when things are slow at work.

Also AAAAAAH my thread got mentioned on the show!
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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #5
If that guy really WAS a Reel Big Fish fan there were more relevant songs to reference...


Now if you'll excuse me my favorite pair of checkered slacks just fell off its hanger, I need to go pick it up...
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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #6
If that guy really WAS a Reel Big Fish fan there were more relevant songs to reference...


Now if you'll excuse me my favorite pair of checkered slacks just fell off its hanger, I need to go pick it up...
KingKalamari, April 14, 2019, 07:47:16 pm
I'll do yah one better
tbh though i felt the music choice was appropriate.
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I'll do yah one better
tbh though i felt the music choice was appropriate.
Dr. Buttplug, April 14, 2019, 10:26:15 pm


I guess it is too self-aware for the episode but I felt it really ties everything together.
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« Last Edit: April 14, 2019, 11:49:35 pm by GenesisAlwaysSucked »

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oignonne may be an asshole aficionado, but he will never love asshole like Jamie Gillis did.
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By gentle moon, most tender light
A quiet gaze between two lovers
I, three score, my partner seven above
The beauty she possesses! A witch
that curses my soul, she who holds me
and turns our quarrels into wars of rebels
O, what I could give for a king for us!

As love is true, our blood can boil
in, outside of our chambers many locks
This witch has one true silver, a poison
(Though it gives me no pleasure, alas)
The small mounds of her, where fairies
plucked flesh, for the mouths of babes
The touch of all peasants and lords
shall spiral into a little death

We lovers, in bed early morn,
and my horns begin to grow
We two are both dispositioned
For equal pleasure and pain upon
each other's warm bodies, (as is love)
Now, O, for a muse of both love and war
For as my devil'd hand touched her
she herself becomes my equal!

Wicked! Vile! Upon your last thought
May you find your accursed flesh
torn apart by Hell's frozen winds
amongst dead queens of the Nile
and virgin trophies of war!
I ask, timid, are you certain?
Alas, her anger again grows
Begone! Begone! Leave me be forever!
Or keep Mammon away from your digits
And allow me rest

Words, like poison for my skull and tongue
Falsehoods, yes, wrapped in anger, though
a fury from passion that's familiar
Now, I seek comfort and truth, from
An immortal and fair council
Please, for now, tell me my true fault
Reddit, am I the asshole here?
 
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302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole #10
Also that comment at the end makes me think they recorded but edited out: AITA for being mad at my mother for not breastfeeding me?
I'm dumb, ignore
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That was in the episode.  Did you fall asleep or something?
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That was in the episode.  Did you fall asleep or something?
Sham bam bamina!, April 15, 2019, 07:04:23 pm

I must've, I'll have to relisten.

Edit: I see what happened, I moved from my computer to my phone and skipped to the wrong time. Glad this made it in!
Edit2: Ooh I also missed the guy ignoring the fact that he has a kid. Both excellent readings!
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