303: DIY Junk Machines

[Lemon]

[KingKalamari]

All my life, I have searched for a sex toy that feels a certain way.
Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball.
Now, at last, I have found it.

[A Meat]

Finally I can grapefruit myself whenever my girlfriend is out of town

[Boots Raingear]

Finally I can grapefruit myself whenever my girlfriend is out of town

The real Auntie Angel was in ourselves all along.

[izzy]

"Finally, inspired by those small parabolic mirrors that many cube-dwellers place on their monitors so they know when the boss mother is sneaking up on them..."

[Cheapskate]

The problem with sticking your dick in your computer is that you always put it in upside-down on your first try.

[cat_examiner]

The problem with sticking your dick in your computer is that you always put it in upside-down on your first try.

just like USB, you turn it over and it is still upside down --   there is no right way to stick your dick in a computer

[GirlKisser420]

Finally a sex doll that can fulfill my rakshasa fetish

[Pavlova]

Hot damn, I've always wanted to give myself a yeast infection from a homemade potato dildo, and now I know how to!

[EYE OF ZA]

I'm with Boots. How would a spoon you stuck in the freezer be any good for that???

[ikaribattousai]

Terrible things, fucked with enthusiasm.

[Dr. Buttplug]

As the resident doctor of Buttplug studies, I wholeheartedly agree with Jimmy Franks' statement. Spend money on your dildos and avoid harming yourself.

[Cradicus]

As the resident doctor of Buttplug studies, I wholeheartedly agree with Jimmy Franks' statement. Spend money on your dildos and avoid harming yourself.

Of course a doctor would say that. You're in the pocket of BIG DILDO!

[Victor Laszlo]

As the resident doctor of Buttplug studies, I wholeheartedly agree with Jimmy Franks' statement. Spend money on your dildos and avoid harming yourself.

Of course a doctor would say that. You're in the pocket of BIG DILDO!

That's ridiculous.  The bigger they are, the harder they are to pull out of your ass.  If anything we'd be in the pocket of Little Dildo.

[Sherman Tank]

Dear God in heaven.

DIY Tag Machines: "computer tips", "hopelessly broken", "making masturbation difficult", "misguided diy", "oh you must be a killer", "questionable problem-solving", "recipes", "the internet isn't helping"