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Topic: 303: DIY Junk Machines  (Read 1387 times)

Lemon

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303: DIY Junk Machines
Dr. Buttplug Sham bam bamina! Shell Game

KingKalamari

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303: DIY Junk Machines #1

All my life, I have searched for a sex toy that feels a certain way.
Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball.
Now, at last, I have found it.
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« Last Edit: May 09, 2019, 02:15:33 pm by KingKalamari »

A Meat

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303: DIY Junk Machines #2
Finally I can grapefruit myself whenever my girlfriend is out of town
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303: DIY Junk Machines #3
Finally I can grapefruit myself whenever my girlfriend is out of town
A Meat, May 09, 2019, 03:47:13 pm

The real Auntie Angel was in ourselves all along.
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303: DIY Junk Machines #4
"Finally, inspired by those small parabolic mirrors that many cube-dwellers place on their monitors so they know when the boss mother is sneaking up on them..."
Corn Syrup

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303: DIY Junk Machines #5
The problem with sticking your dick in your computer is that you always put it in upside-down on your first try.
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303: DIY Junk Machines #6
The problem with sticking your dick in your computer is that you always put it in upside-down on your first try.
Cheapskate, May 09, 2019, 08:13:17 pm

just like USB, you turn it over and it is still upside down --   there is no right way to stick your dick in a computer
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303: DIY Junk Machines #7
Finally a sex doll that can fulfill my rakshasa fetish
Neal Corn Syrup Dr. Buttplug

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303: DIY Junk Machines #8
Hot damn, I've always wanted to give myself a yeast infection from a homemade potato dildo, and now I know how to!

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303: DIY Junk Machines #9
I'm with Boots. How would a spoon you stuck in the freezer be any good for that???

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303: DIY Junk Machines #10
Terrible things, fucked with enthusiasm.
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303: DIY Junk Machines #11
As the resident doctor of Buttplug studies, I wholeheartedly agree with Jimmy Franks' statement. Spend money on your dildos and avoid harming yourself.
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As the resident doctor of Buttplug studies, I wholeheartedly agree with Jimmy Franks' statement. Spend money on your dildos and avoid harming yourself.
Dr. Buttplug, May 10, 2019, 12:54:57 pm

Of course a doctor would say that. You're in the pocket of BIG DILDO!

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303: DIY Junk Machines #13
As the resident doctor of Buttplug studies, I wholeheartedly agree with Jimmy Franks' statement. Spend money on your dildos and avoid harming yourself.
Dr. Buttplug, May 10, 2019, 12:54:57 pm

Of course a doctor would say that. You're in the pocket of BIG DILDO!
Cradicus, May 10, 2019, 12:59:32 pm

That's ridiculous.  The bigger they are, the harder they are to pull out of your ass.  If anything we'd be in the pocket of Little Dildo.
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Dear God in heaven.

DIY Tag Machines: "computer tips", "hopelessly broken", "making masturbation difficult", "misguided diy", "oh you must be a killer", "questionable problem-solving", "recipes", "the internet isn't helping"
« Last Edit: May 10, 2019, 09:27:13 pm by Because Fucking a Decapitated Sherman Tank Would Be Creepy »