Episode 92 - Object of My Desire

[Shell Game]

[Mix]

I was very surprised I didn't encounter anyone talking about the upcoming video game Boyfriend Dungeon while making this document, because it is LITERALLY ABOUT WEAPONS YOU CAN DATE.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/674930/Boyfriend_Dungeon/

[Shell Game]

I was very surprised I didn't encounter anyone talking about the upcoming video game Boyfriend Dungeon while making this document, because it is LITERALLY ABOUT WEAPONS YOU CAN DATE.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/674930/Boyfriend_Dungeon/

I'm sticking to my theory that if you hand an absurd fetishist exactly what they want they will reject it because the real appeal to them is finding attraction in forbidden spots because they're gross.

[Mix]

I was very surprised I didn't encounter anyone talking about the upcoming video game Boyfriend Dungeon while making this document, because it is LITERALLY ABOUT WEAPONS YOU CAN DATE.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/674930/Boyfriend_Dungeon/

I'm sticking to my theory that if you hand an absurd fetishist exactly what they want they will reject it because the real appeal to them is finding attraction in forbidden spots because they're gross.

thats true, but counterpoint: tumblr will never be able to pass up anything with hot anime men in it (unless its, like, all bears or something)

[Shell Game]

I was very surprised I didn't encounter anyone talking about the upcoming video game Boyfriend Dungeon while making this document, because it is LITERALLY ABOUT WEAPONS YOU CAN DATE.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/674930/Boyfriend_Dungeon/

I'm sticking to my theory that if you hand an absurd fetishist exactly what they want they will reject it because the real appeal to them is finding attraction in forbidden spots because they're gross.

thats true, but counterpoint: tumblr will never be able to pass up anything with hot anime men in it (unless its, like, all bears or something)

true, but counter-counterpoint: that is separate from the obnoxiously over-the-top fetishdom i'm suggesting. besides it's culturally acceptable to fetishize pretty gay men (so long as they aren't too bearish). it's practically mainstream. a different kind of gross, not unrelated, but distinct.

[EYE OF ZA]

If someone's into fucking a thing, turning that thing into a sexy man isn't going to be the same. It'd be like telling a hypnosis fetishist "you know, you could just fantasize about willing and consensual sex with your optometry patients instead of fantasizing about hypnotizing them". It's not a hurdle they have to get over to get to the main event, the hurdle is the main event.

[Antivehicular]

Yeah, pretty sure most of these people don't want to fuck objects that turn into hot people, they just want to fuck the objects.

Anyway, I was reading the doc and was all set to make a post about the plaintive sadness of the person who fell in love with a statue in the Disney World Splash Mountain ride -- the concept of the love of your life only ever being a literal object you see fleetingly in a carnival ride at a theme park you don't go to regularly -- but then I hit the person who's in love with water but screams at snow. Has, uh, has anyone told them what snow is?

[Mix]

By the way, it didnt go in the doc because it wasn't really relevant, but as of about a year or so half-dude actually has a real life human girlfriend as well as his car girlfriend! How does that work/why is she okay with that? Well, you see, it's because she also has a boyfriend on the side who also happens to be her car!

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Love me, love my lancia

[Antivehicular]

By the way, it didnt go in the doc because it wasn't really relevant, but as of about a year or so half-dude actually has a real life human girlfriend as well as his car girlfriend! How does that work/why is she okay with that? Well, you see, it's because she also has a boyfriend on the side who also happens to be her car!

Honestly, two people with the same flavor of sex nonsense getting together is an Internet-atrocity-tourism happy ending.

[Wrought]

They're going to start fucking each others cars, and make a carpoolycule

[adrenochrome dome]

Current TV (RIP) ran a short documentary on Objectum Sexuality. Some of it is maddening, but at 4:30 in part II, Erika Eiffel practices her samurai sword skills.

[Mix]

[Antivehicular]

"I love you, featureless rectangle!"

[adrenochrome dome]