Hey you, you there! Do you like comics? Do you like them to be funny, well-written, and devoid of gross furry shit? Yes? Well boy am I about to ruin your day.
Small on Top is yet another one of those Itch.io furry porn game that involves fucking and some shit. I don't know, I'm just going off the first result that Google spat out (the third result, of course, is a very depressingly well-funded Patreon). More to the point,
Small on Top is also a series of three-panel comic strips also created by Spedumon, which seeks to further explore the very deep backstory behind the game's characters. So the main character is small, right? But he's the top in the relationship! And the big macho guy? He's a bottom! Isn't that wacky?
I shit you not, that's basically the punchline for 80% of the comics. The rest of them are stuff like this:
Now, I see that you're slowly backing away, and possibly planning to flag a passerby for assistance. Don't worry, I won't take up too much more of your time, and I've already made sure that no one is coming to help. So, here's the deal: Dragon Friend thought it would be a fun game to rewrite these comics in order to see if we can crowdsource funnier material. And lucky you,
I've gone ahead and cleaned up all the text from the zip file he created. So why not give it a shot? Lord knows that if you wanted to create better comics, you would have already participated in
Spook's far superior comic creation thread.
Now, this should go without saying, but please use your better judgement when posting your versions here. Feel free to do what you wish, but if you're thinking of making a cum edit à la Ben Garrison, you've failed at this assignment.