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Topic: 403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble  (Read 6194 times)

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403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
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403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble #1
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403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble #2
This was very fun to compile but difficult to edit down and there is a ton left in the doc. I just love the way this man writes.

My favorite post was sadly omitted but you can enjoy it here!
5/02/2021 4:47 pm
 
#3670

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((( There Are Two KIND of CHEERIOS HOLES CEREAL ; LOTS OF Different TASTE ))) I mean there are two DIFFERENT CHEERIOS HOLES CEREAL - I always buy MINE FROM CO-OP Grocery Store . When  YOU Put MILK on Your CHEERIOS CEREAL HOLES FROM CO-OP GROCERY STORE . THE CHEERIOS HOLES DON'T GET SMALLER . More Milk BIGGER THE CHERIOS HOLES CEREAL GROWS IN YOUR CEREAL BOWL . {{{  NOW < IF YOU BUY CHEERIOS CEREAL FROM A DRUG STORE or FINE FOOD STORES . When YOU PUT MILK ON THERE CHEERIOS CEREAL THEY GROW SMALLER and SMALLER IN YOUR CEREAL BOWL . WHY IS THE DIFFERENT IN CHEERIOS CEREAL FROM DIFFERENT STORES ? THEY SAYS IT MADE FROM OATS . ( by ) joes_skies (( So I would KEEP ON BUYING FROM CO-OP Grocery STORES . Because YOU GET BIGGER CHEERIOS HOLES CEREAL . When YOU ADD MILK TO YOUR CHERRIOS HOLES CEREAL IN YOUR CEREAL BOWL FOR BREAKFAST EACH MORNING . CEREALS
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403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble #3
BOOTS: Hey, Lemon, I know we've kind of moved off the intro question, but you know what I really like about internet forums? I really like...a variety of topics that one can discuss, separated into separate subjects...
LEMON: Okay, no. Fuckin, no. YOU...prick. You goddamn fuckin' prick. Here's what we're gonna find on Joe Phillip dot boardhost dot com--
JACK CHICK: Design best practices--
LEMON: We're gonna find design best practices, that's absolutely true - we will find a single thread, located in Index slash General Discussion slash Welcome To BoardHost, in which, there will only be posts by one person.
GANYMEDE: How many? How many of them?
LEMON: 317,000.

I'm five minutes in and this is already an instant classic
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403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble #4
Atlas.... excellent choice

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403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble #5
Fun fact: The bit in the barber story that John says are italics are these:
<I    i>
<l    l>
I'm pretty sure these are supposed to show how the haircut will look if it's uneven and if it's even.
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403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble #6
Fun fact: The bit in the barber story that John says are italics are these:
<I    i>
<l    l>
I'm pretty sure these are supposed to show how the haircut will look if it's uneven and if it's even.
VaMpIrESoFtWaRe, April 23, 2024, 02:36:17 pm

That makes sense! I defaulted to assuming that forum formatting didn't translate over to Docs. Or that our boy Jo just felt compelled to add some random characters to his story.

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403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble #7
That makes sense! I defaulted to assuming that forum formatting didn't translate over to Docs. Or that our boy Jo just felt compelled to add some random characters to his story.
John Toast, April 24, 2024, 08:20:33 pm

Did anyone figure out what “hot produce” was?

He meant stolen goods. Hot merchandise.

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403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble #8
That makes sense! I defaulted to assuming that forum formatting didn't translate over to Docs. Or that our boy Jo just felt compelled to add some random characters to his story.
John Toast, April 24, 2024, 08:20:33 pm

Did anyone figure out what “hot produce” was?

He meant stolen goods. Hot merchandise.
VaMpIrESoFtWaRe, April 24, 2024, 10:01:37 pm

Like when you see street vendors selling day-old fruit? Or just street hawkers in general

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403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble #9
I’m going to assume Jo bought a stolen microwave from someone and they harassed him. His posts are largely stuff that happened to him or that he witnessed and ranting about sex and God. And those ((( old saying ))) posts that are just quotes from stuff he read or watched. I learned a lot about Jo.

I also wanted to add I love how the alphabet post turned out.
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403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble #10
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403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble #11
Best one in a while.  Trying to hold back giggles at work listening to this.