I spent a lot of this episode trying to guess the Fictional Others, because I love being horrified. Dale Gribble was a good starting jumpscare on his own, but I'm a little sad these people were otherwise so reticent. Who is the shlubby heavy-drinking minor character who gets shipped with tons of hot women? I know it can't be Paul Blart, but all I can picture is Paul Blart.
(Guilty confession: the entire "I don't play my FO's video game anymore because anxiety" reading just had me thinking EMET-SELCH, EMET-SELCH, IT'S GODDAMN EMET-SELCH OR ONE OF HIS LUMPY DESCENDANTS the entire time. It's probably actually a FNAF guy, but if it's FFXIV, I'd lay money on it being some villain who got shuffled offstage in Endwalker. There is a remote possibility it's Thancred; the Thancred People are out there, and they are unspeakably boring.)