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Topic: What's this for?  (Read 13154 times)

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« on: May 29, 2013, 10:42:02 pm »
Just a quick note to explain.

I just sent a rejection letter to about a dozen people, and I wanted to make sure that they had a place to share their content if they wished, since in every case it wasn't that there was nothing worth reading there, it's just that, for one reason or another, it didn't feel like something people were excited to read.

But, it might still be worth looking through and talking about here.
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2013, 10:49:27 pm »
I will henceforth refer to all amateur readings at The F Minus.

Yes, that includes mine.

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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2013, 11:12:38 pm »
Question here, I sent in 3 different submissions and got a rejection letter, does that mean that all three were rejected? If that's not the case, which one (or ones) didn't make the cut?

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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2013, 11:34:05 pm »
Check the spreadsheet.

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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2013, 11:46:19 pm »
Lemon, you've got Maradona on both lists. I'm definitely not going to read it, but I will be making a thread later. The material is gold, pity it's copyright protected.

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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2013, 11:48:04 pm »

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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2013, 12:01:17 am »
Oh, to clarify:

I meant that if you wanted to, you could share your document in a thread for other people to read, as in, you know, with their eyes. I wasn't actually trying to encourage an F Plus Pro-Am.

Unless you really feel motivated to.

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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2013, 12:05:00 am »
...holy mother of god, do I see an episode about non-consensual furniture rearranging in the works. Is this a thing I am beholding.

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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2013, 08:20:48 am »
is paranormal sextivity exactly what it sounds like

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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2013, 08:29:57 am »
is paranormal sextivity exactly what it sounds like

And more!
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2013, 08:53:13 am »
It's pretty wonderful, I can tell you that much. I don't want to spoil anything, because there's a lot of wonderful stuff in here, but the doc contains the following phrase:

"A prayer to St. Michael To remove a monster cock Ghost"

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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2013, 08:56:08 am »
"A prayer to St. Michael To remove a monster cock Ghost"
You'd think Gabriel would be a more appropriate Christian entity to ask for intercession when you've got an monster cock ghost, since he's the angel of mercy.

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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2013, 06:02:02 pm »
I got a question: does "in the hopper" mean content that is going to be read, or is it content that has yet to be evaluated and accepted or rejected?

If it's the former, I'm surprised that the pony nazi content is slated to be read. Last I heard, the content was more infuriating than it was funny.

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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2013, 08:37:32 pm »
"A prayer to St. Michael To remove a monster cock Ghost"
You'd think Gabriel would be a more appropriate Christian entity to ask for intercession when you've got an monster cock ghost, since he's the angel of mercy.

As the resident Catholic, I can testify that if you have gastroenteritis, a simple prayer of "OH GOD MAKE IT STOP OR KILL ME NOW" is standard.  You'll probably be on your knees in front of the throne to begin with.

And yeah, everyone should be looking forward to that doc.  I helped fill in a little but it's 80% Al finding amazing stuff.

I really like that there's an ordered section of tags and then stuff like "Unicorn Sex" and "Pony Nazis Question Mark".

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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2013, 10:37:35 pm »
"A prayer to St. Michael To remove a monster cock Ghost"
You'd think Gabriel would be a more appropriate Christian entity to ask for intercession when you've got an monster cock ghost, since he's the angel of mercy.

As the resident Catholic, I can testify that if you have gastroenteritis, a simple prayer of "OH GOD MAKE IT STOP OR KILL ME NOW" is standard.  You'll probably be on your knees in front of the throne to begin with.

So, Gabriel. Angel of mercy and angel of death. One-stop shopping.

On a related note, somebody please record and post something. Some of us are withering away like parched plants in a blazing dry heat waiting for the new episode.