If, 😵 according 🔛🔛 to Kanye West, one good ‼ girl 👩 is worth a 👌❌ thousand bitches, and 💦➕ if, 🅱 according 🔛🔛 to Lil 🚺🅱 Wayne, 🙋♀ bitches come 😩💦 a 😾 dime a 👏 dozen, 🌹 does that 💰 mean 💰 one good 👍🚟 girl is worth 🌐💸 $8.33? ✊ Well, ✌ $8.35 ✖ in 😛 Canada. In 😩 Thailand, $8.33 ✊ is 😩😈 about 💦💦 275 Baht. 275 Baht will 😜💰 get 👏 you a 👌❔ skanky hooker in 🔥 a 👏 Thai brothel. If 👏🙄 you ✈🏻 want a really good hooker, it'll cost 💸 you 👈 at least 💯🔥 2000 Baht, or 💁💦 about ✨💦 $61.00. So 👅 in 🎁👏 Thailand a 💻🍆 good 🌕 woman 👧👱 is 🙏 worth $61.00 or 💰 $732 a 😾🅰 dozen. 🌹🌹 Yes. However 🖐💯 to 👏 further 🔙 this, 😢 according to 2Pac Mo' 🙈🙈 Money= 😮 Mo' 🙈🅱 Bitches If 👏😂 you 👏🤙 divide out Mo', 🙈 you 🍆 will 📃😜 see 🙈👁 that 👨☝ money=bitches Therefore, 🎉👏 1000 moneys= 💷💷 one 👌😤 good 💘 girl. 💗🏻 To 🅱 extrapolate further, 🤔 diving with respect ✔ to "money" 🤑 yields 1 money 💵 = $0.00833 ➕ This 👈 changes 💰 everything, 💯 because 🤔✅ money isn't worth 🌐 hardly 👄👄 anything. 🏻🍑 True. 😯 A 👌💰 linear 💨💨 relationship ⬅👅 between 🏻 money 💵 and 🍏👏 bitches means 👨😏 the 👄🔯 equation relating money 💰💰 to 💦 bitches 🍑 is 😳😤 in 🔙👉 the form of 💻 y=ax+b, 🔥🤕 where 🏿🏿 x is 🙈🖍 money and y 🅾 is 🙀 bitches. ♀🏽 Consulting the 👏☝ Lil Wayne ♀ theorem, 😾 if 🤥👏 12 🤓 bitches 👜👜 is worth 💵🌐 $0.10, then 😧👋 one bitch 🏿✖ is 💁 $0.0083. 😲❕ Therefore 🔥 we 👩😱 know 🏼🙈 that 🚟🅱 the 🙆👏 equation 1=a(.0083)+b must hold 👀 true and so 👉 must 🔒 12=a(.1)+b. 🤓😎 To ✌👮 find the equation relating money 🤑 to bitches must have "a" and 🍆💰 "b" 💦 values which 👏 satisfy the two 💘 previous equations. Since 💦 "Mo'" implies a positive linear 💨💨 relation, we 👩 know 🤔🅱 "a" 💰 must be 📖 positive. I 👉👩 have 👏🈶 done 😂 the math 🏫 for you 👏 and 👽🚨 found that 🅱 a=119.96 👌 and b=.0043. So, (Bitches)=119.96(Money) + .0043. To 👶 find 👁🚪 the 👏 number of 💦♂ good 👼💯 girls 👭 you get 🍌🎣 from an 💸👹 amount 📉🔢 of 🏻🚋 money, simply 😡😡 divide the 🛣📺 number of 💦 bitches 👅 by 🍭 1000 (because ☝ of 🌈🥜 the Kanye West Theorem). 😾😾 No but 🍑🍑 biggie said 🏿 mo' 🙈🅱 money= 🤑 mo' problems so 💒 money=problems and 👏😏 since mo' 🙈🅱 money 🤑💰 mo' 🅱 bitches, we can 🔫🔫 see 👀👁 that 👣 bitches=problems 👧 Well 👀🤷 one ☝☝ must first consult the "50 👏 Cent Law": 📝⚖ "Mo' 🙈 Money, Mo' 🅱 Problems". Here ↙ we 👦 see 👀 that ☃ the 👏 amount 🔢📉 of 💰💯 money is 💦🔥 proportionate to 💦👆 the ⏲👏 number of 💰💦 problems. Then 😂 one 🏼 must factor ❌❌ one ☝ of the basic rules of 💦🏻 the ✝ "The Carter Theorem" : "I got 🏟 99 ♂ problem 👨🏻 but a 😯💰 bitch ain't one". 🏻😤 Here we 🚟🏃 see that 😐 without a ➡ "bitch" 💁 the 🍆🎁 average 💰 person 🤞 will 👄🍑 have 😭😝 exactly 😉 99 problems. Therefore 👏 the 👏 formula must 😾👍 be 👬 applied: (current 😤😤 amount 📉🔢 of money) 💱🤑 (8.33) 🅱 / ln[(Problems100-1 ) * (current 🤕 amount 📉🔢 of 🎆 money)]bitches = worth of bitch 🐩💁 Unfortunately this 👏😢 formula only tells 🗣 us the 👏 value 💵💵 "a 💰👤 bitch" 😂 which as we 👨 know 👧 is 🔥 only 🏦🏦 worth one monies Therefore 👉 you must 🔒 apply 😤🤔 [(worth 💵💸 of bitch) ♀ * (problems) * (money-8.33)] + 1 ♂ / 1000 = The 🏻👏 value 👇 of 🗜💦 a good girl 😍 Hope this 📣🤖 helps 🆘 Yeah. 🤷 No. 😧 That's 😯👉 not 🚫🚫 how 🤔 math ✖ works. 👔💦 2pac was 👏⏱ merely stating that 😐💀 the 🎊 derivative of 🍳💦 Money in terms of 💦 Bitches 🐶♀ is 💦💦 strictly positive. More-over, he 🙎 skipped a lot of 😎 steps 🚶🚶 in 👏 his 🤔 proof 📊📊 and never ❌🚫 formally published 🤓 the 🎁👏 full version. I 💕 bet you 🅱💦 believed Fermat's margins really were 👌 too small as 💰 well, 🍆😋 right? ✔ Imperial bitches is 🏻🙀 actually a 👌 unit ♂ of 👩💦 weight. An 🤗 imperial bitch is 😇 ~111.1111111112 pounds. Theres 🤙 one fundamental 💑 law 🌍⚖ of math that Lil'Wayne forgot to 💴 include 😠😠 in 🅱 his calculations. 📊 We have 😂 to 😂 follow 👣👣 the 🌌 law 📝⚖ of 🌈 "bitches ain't shit" 👌 theorized by 🏳 doctor 🏥 dre 🅰🅰 himself. ❌🚨 With that 🐑😐 principal included we 👨 can 🍆 work 🏢👨 out 🍆 that 🍆 if 🤷🔎 bitches 🍑🌲 aint shit, 💩👻 and a 🅰🎁 good girl 💁👩 is 🌇 worth 🌐💸 1,000 bitches, 🍑👧 a 🅰💯 good girl 😍 is 👐 still 😽📞 not 🙅 worth 💸 shit. 📅🍕 You're ☠ forgetting that ➡ Jay-Z published 🤓 his paper 🤓 on 🏽 the "Money Ain't A 🔵 Thang" ✂✂ theory. Therefore 👏👏 if 👏👏 bitches 🏻 aren't worth shit 👌 then ⏰➡ bitches 👱💋 aren't money 💶💵 and so 😖 therefore 👉🎉 they 👥👧 ARE, 👏 in fact, a "Thang". Is 🐠 that the 🕵 transitive property of bitches? 🏽🍑 Is 😤 it 🙅👏 possible 🔝🔝 that for 🍆🍆 every bitch, there 👌👌 is 🍅📅 an 🔥 equal and 🗣 opposite 🔄 good girl? That ⚠ doesn't make 🖌💰 sense 💰 though because 😏😏 kanye said a ⏰👌 good 👀👍 girl 👩 is 🗓 worth 💸💵 one thousand bitches. The 🗣🏼 economics don't 🚫🚫 make sense. 🙏💰 Newton or 🙅 kanye is wrong. They cannot both apply 🤔 their 🏻 laws 🚨 to 👏 bitches 🐕🍑 I 😎👁 think the 👏 important ❌ part 🏻 here ⛄ is, 👐🗓 are 😎 we 👨🙋 assuming that 👑 there is 💡💦 1 🔙 good 👌😀 girl 🎮👱 for 🍆 every 🏦 1000 bitches. 🍑👅 This is 😢😄 a 🙃🏼 very 💎 scary 😱😭 thought. 1/1000 females 👸☠ is 💦💦 a 🤴🔫 good 👌 girl and 💦 the 🚗😂 other 💰 999 are 🏃👴 bitches. 🏽 To 💰🎉 me this would 💭 make 📣 my $8.33 a 👌💰 very 😔 good 👏 investment. 🔝🔝 I paid 💸💰 at 💯🍆 least 👏🔥 $3000 for 🌍 my wife's 💍👩 wedding 👰 ring. 💍💍 Could 🤔 I have 👏😩 bought 💲💲 360 good 😊🏿 girls 👧👧 in stead of 1 🐁💪 good 🐸🙆 girl? 👧 B/c ♂😇 I 💰 can't 🔫🛢 help 💁👷 but 🍑🍑 feel like 👌💟 I 👦 have 😋🚟 overpaid for 👏 my 😘 good 🐸 girl 💑 according 🔛🔛 to the 👏 genius 😝 of 👱 Kanye West and Little 🍑 Weezy F. Baby. 👶 Don't get me 😭💁 wrong, 🚫♂ I 😂👀 love 🏩 my 💵 good 😂 girl wife, but I feel duped knowing 💭🤔 she ♀👩 may 🐝 have only been 🙂💫 worth 🌐 8 bucks 💸 instead 👽👽 of 3000 It actually 👀😜 depends on 🔛 they type ⌨📝 of 💦 women. If 😳 it is 🔁 a bakers daughter 👩👧 it is 🚋😩 less 👎 since 💦 the sample size 🌟 is 😩 actually 🤔 larger I.E. a 🍆 bakers dozen (13) 😏 so: 👀 (.10/13)x1000=$7.69 🔟😰 ...0r $9.69 ♓ Canadian (not counting the 🏥 maple syrup) 🍯 How ❓😤 much candy 🍬 you 😵 can 🔫💑 buy 💵 for $8.33? We ❌ can 🔭 conclude 🎓🎓 that 😐😧 1 bitch 😠 is 💰 worth 🌐💰 approximately ⭕ 0.83c, but 🍑☹ since bitches 💋 are 🍑 of negative 👏 value 👇💵 it's 💋 actually 😬 -0.83c. This means 😏👨 that ➕😐 in 🍆 order 🎁📑 to 🤔💰 get the correct ✅ positive value 💵💵 of a 🏻 good 👀 girl 👧 there ✔ needs to 💦💦 be 🐝☮ an 👹😤 exponential factor ❌❌ involved here. 👇 In 👏👉 order 📑🤜 to 👏♻ evaluate the amount of good 🏻 girls 🙎☁ needed to ♂ offset the 😂 bitches 💋 you use 👏🎮 the 😫 simple formula -0.0083B2 = G. This 🏻👈 intuitively makes 💢 sense 🎥 when 😤 you 💯👧 think 💭 about how the 🚦 more ⚱ bitches you 👈😤 have around 🔃 you 👆👏 the 👌 exponentially higher ✅ value 💵 even 🤤♀ a 🏻 single 🚫⏱ good girl ♀ has. 👏 So when 😩🍑 B=1000 💦 we get: 🔟🉐 G 💰 = -0.0083(1000)2 😊 = $68.89 Interestingly enough, if 🎅 the 🕰🍆 entire 🌳 female 🚺🚺 population 👥 of the 👦🚟 US, let's say 🗣🗣 150 million 💯 for 🍆 simplicity, were 🍑 bitches, ♀ the 🔚🤕 worth of 👉🏻 one good 👍💘 girl 👸 would ❓😎 then 🏿 be $1,550,025,000,000 which 🐱🙌 is just 🍆 over the 🅱 total 💯👌 USD ❎ currently ⌚ in 👏👏 circulation.