F Plus Quotes Thread

[Lemon]

I gotta drink fuckin' Goldschläger until the loaf shifts?

[Sherlockian]

Not a joke from the Ridiculists, but "Thank you, Elliot Page, for giving my life back" from the Sylvia Plath episode continues to be funny to me

[1234GO!]

An Update: Feel Ridiculously Straight!

[Lumbermouth]

“I wonder if listening to this podcast is weird for guys named Gary.”

Lemon, The Measure Of A Man (Base To Tip)

[Doctor Interrogative]

"The pwoposition that sorta all men are cweated absolutely kinda equal."

Frank West, The Bimboification of The F Plus

[Doctor Interrogative]

(Lemon, in a very sensual voice)
Hello, yolasite.

[SirSlarty]

"OOOoooooO!! It's a jo- Where do you hands go?"
 - Frank West, 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy, re: ultimatejoysticks

[Lemon]

"Since we're dragons and we're immortal, we got all fuckin' day."
- Victor Laszlo, Dragons On Usenet

[Doctor Interrogative]

"STARES AT HER BEAUTIFUL TAIL!"
- Portaxx, Garbage Day 2022 Hour 21

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

"STARES AT HER BEAUTIFUL TAIL!"
- Portaxx, Garbage Day 2022 Hour 21

That was Nutshell, her voice overpowered us all!

[Doctor Interrogative]

"STARES AT HER BEAUTIFUL TAIL!"
- Portaxx, Garbage Day 2022 Hour 21

That was Nutshell, her voice overpowered us all!

Oh wow. My mistake. The clipping audio made it tough to tell.

[cat_examiner]

I HAVE THE MEAT FUCKS

[Doctor Interrogative]

Gonna compile a few from the latest ep (378)

Zarla: Not a fetish story. (repeated ad nauseam)

Jimmyfranks: Lemon, I know it wasn't a very good story, but it was also long.

Boots: Most of what's on this site I'm sure is pretty bad. But boy was this bad.

[Wolley74]

I personally hate the "that's Jesus's goo suit" from 378 now, it's quite an image.

[Doctor Interrogative]

WHAT'S THE APPEAL OF A PODCAST?