Porn Poems

[Wrought]

Like the fake porn parodies thread but for poetry

I saw the hottest twinks of my generation destroyed by penis,
Cumming hysterical naked

[chai tea latte]

in xanadu did kublai khan
a stately pleasure dome decree
where concubines and courtesans
did lightly tickle pubis mons
and suck the khan's penee

[chai tea latte]

Here at least
we shall have cum; the Almighty hath not reached around
Here for his lust, will not drive us hence:
Here we may splay secure, and in my choice
to fuck is worth ambition though in Hell:
Better to fuck in Hell, than suck in Heaven.

[chai tea latte]

oh what a world, that has such peepees in it

[Shell Game]

fuck your restraints i'm sharing this sexy poem by sexy poet positive stress


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Just make it look like a gross way a poet would describe sex.

[A Meat]

I am Ozymandias, king of kings
behold my dick, ye mighty and this pair (of balls)

[chai tea latte]

i hope you know
when you fuck other girls
i see it
and it's really hot
--rupi kaur

[Shell Game]

Your chest moons bobble and hobble
As I spit lyrical mistakes
into lyrical miracles
From my truncheon to your trench

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Because I could not stop for dick he kindly stopped for me

[A Meat]

my dick and ball
exist for one and all
Rejoice
for my organ of
Choice
when beheld will make you
Moist

[Shell Game]

With my precision needle
I will mend your gash
Your leg milk the perfect lubricant

[Yavuz]

"Rise like lions after cumming
With an irritating humming--
Shake your jizz to earth like dew,
Which mid-jerk had fallen from you--
Ye are many, they are few."

[Shell Game]

Goanna eat ur fern gully
Cuz i'm just that kinda bully
Get ready
For the Zack Attack.

[A Meat]

I won't apologize for this poem, you can't make me

sexuall posts
on 9/11 a day so important
I love you the most
unaware, my hand slips for an instant
my tower falls
time to clean up ground zero

[Secret Gaygent 69]

My dick is a gun
I'm ready to fire
It exists for fun
My poetry is dire