Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Shell Game]

You don't have 'clussy fever', you have depression.

What if I have grussy fever?

[A Meat]

gnosis (gnome hypnosis)

[Hux]

You don't have 'clussy fever', you have depression.

i have both

[A Meat]

thriving and writhing

[Antivehicular]

Just ate a triple chip brownie and thought to myself "that could have been a little chippier"

[A Meat]

if a representative is presented with a present, it represents a presence that may cause that representative to no longer be representative of those they presently represent.

[Hux]

when it's a boring day at work so the only thing your brain can do to pass the time is mentally repeat the words "pussy weed" over and over in peter griffin's voice

[Dr. Buttplug]

Anybody else watch a perfectly normal cooking video on mute and anticipate the huge bucket of nacho cheese or whatever Riklax magician nonsense and it never happens and then you feel weirdly disappointed?

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I'm a member of the intellectual light web (meaning I read wikipedia.org).

[Antivehicular]

Me, listening to the first half of "Come Sail Away": "huh, this song is more thoughtful than I remember -- using the sailing metaphor to suggest a fresh start in life after disappointment and regrets."
Me, listening to the second half: "no wait this song is just about aliens! Styx tricked me into thinking seriously about a song about alien angels!! YOU FUCKERS"

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

If a bunch of farmers and some dudes claiming to be foreign princes trying to give me great wealth turned up and demanded to see my baby, I would tell them to fuck off.

[Cheapskate]

if a representative is presented with a present, it represents a presence that may cause that representative to no longer be representative of those they presently represent.

Dialogue from the American adaptation of “Yes, Minster”

[organburner]

Soggy Biscuit Mukbang

[Dr. Buttplug]

From a taxonomic perspective could a really long poo running down the back of your pants also count as a trouser snake? I'll take my answer off the air, thank you.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I like to upgrade the old trick of splashing water on your pants whenever you accidentally piss yourself a little bit by using coffee instead of tap water. Now, granted, this doesn't cover up the piss stain, it actually makes it look like I pissed myself all over, but, and this is critical, it does make it look like I'm dying from rhabdomyolysis. Girls love a guy who's only got 2 weeks to live, trust me, it works every time :)