Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Dr. Buttplug]

Why didn't the eagles simply offer to take the ring to Mordor, then steal it and use its power to conquer all Middle Earth?

I thought you were talking about the superbowl.
My himbofication is complete

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Why didn't the eagles simply fly the ball to the end zone?

i dont know much about american football i hope thats correct

[organburner]

My cats eat wet food of fish kind. My cats lick themselves to clean themselves. My cats do not smell of fish.

YET when the cats decide to clean me I do smell of fish?!?

Fix your bugs god! Fix them!

[A Meat]

"re-" is a great prefix for when you want to completely fuck up the meaning of a word

[organburner]

regreat america 2016!

[Shell Game]

the shot

the chaser

[A Meat]

classifying pantomime under "alternative medicine" because of its similarity to reiki

[Victor Laszlo]

Given the reach of Amazon's consumer data gathering, I'd be really interested in taking a peek under the hood of their process to figure out what in my browsing/spending history led it to suggest a pull-up bar as something I might be interested in buying.

[A Meat]

the lady goth protest too much

[xdaringdamselx]

Given the reach of Amazon's consumer data gathering, I'd be really interested in taking a peek under the hood of their process to figure out what in my browsing/spending history led it to suggest a pull-up bar as something I might be interested in buying.

it recommends me a bag of round river rocks, pumpkin seed oil, helium tanks, dry shampoo, and a seemingly endless line of office chairs

it's a hell of a picture they've painted for me

[Lemon]

Mötley Crüise

[A Meat]

none of the major religions consider dinosaurs to be holy, this is a mistake