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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 649697 times)

chai tea latte

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guy who thinks he's constructing a variant of the philosophical trolley problem but doesn't actually understand it voice: Isn't this just insurance?
Spooks

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I wouldn't call myself the resident ballpit cum expert (although what a title to put on a resume!) but it strikes me as a thing where, like, there's a taste, there has to be a smell on some level?
jim and the mammograms, June 08, 2021, 07:56:13 am
also not a cum expert. i've heard the taste can be influenced by diet, so the same could be true for the smell.
i guess most people don't think to smell their cum(or their partner's cum, for that matter) after the deed is done. 

Oh cool you guys have found a new insecurity for me!
ChrisGainesFan, June 08, 2021, 09:30:25 am
i'm sure your cum smells lovely.
like a linden tree in full bloom.
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chai tea latte

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hi, cum expert here. you all smell like cum all the time but i haven't been saying anything.
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« Last Edit: June 08, 2021, 10:58:02 pm by chai tea latte »

Seth "Slimy" Rollins

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we spent 40% of our time on page 420 discussing cum trees
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Salubrious Rex

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SYMPATHY vs. EMPATHY vs. METAL EMPATHY

A Meat

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Has the F Plus been a grammar shaming podcast the whole time and I’m just now realizing it?

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Has the F Plus been a grammar shaming podcast the whole time and I’m just now realizing it?
Ragnarok Boobies, June 09, 2021, 05:15:11 pm
Yes it, have.
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auaurorau

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once, just once, i would like to watch the olympics and see all the contestants doing the naruto run
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When you think about it, "fuck you" isn't much of a curse word, it more of a blessing word

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John Wilkes Booth Babe
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Semantic Weeb

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At least once a month, I think about a glassdoor review I saw for a startup that went something like:

Cons:
Overbearing management
No work-life balance

Pros:
Dark environment for programmers
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GirlKisser420

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Hunted down by Cartoon Wetwork for my radical fanfic
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Spooks

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When you think about it, "fuck you" isn't much of a curse word, it more of a blessing word
A Meat, June 10, 2021, 04:39:09 am

yes, this is good, whenever an NPC in my D&D game says "Hail thee!" I shall replace it, eg "Fuck you, fair traveller!"

very quick edit: I realize this may or may not be a gag from one of the Rush Hour movies. I'm so sorry for this and I take my comment back, I disavow Rush Hour and all its sequels and I do not associate with them

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At least once a month, I think about a glassdoor review I saw for a startup that went something like:

Cons:
Overbearing management
No work-life balance

Pros:
Dark environment for programmers
Sin Bucket, June 10, 2021, 02:57:24 pm

I once read one very similar to this, except that the one listed pro (after many serious cons) was "free pretzels."
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