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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1049859 times)

Hux

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I wouldn't call myself the resident ballpit cum expert (although what a title to put on a resume!) but it strikes me as a thing where, like, there's a taste, there has to be a smell on some level?
also not a cum expert. i've heard the taste can be influenced by diet, so the same could be true for the smell.
i guess most people don't think to smell their cum(or their partner's cum, for that matter) after the deed is done. 

Oh cool you guys have found a new insecurity for me!
i'm sure your cum smells lovely.
like a linden tree in full bloom.
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chai tea latte

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hi, cum expert here. you all smell like cum all the time but i haven't been saying anything.
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« Last Edit: June 08, 2021, 10:58:02 pm by chai tea latte »

Seth "Slimy" Rollins

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we spent 40% of our time on page 420 discussing cum trees
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Salubrious Rex

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SYMPATHY vs. EMPATHY vs. METAL EMPATHY

A Meat

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  • filled with delicious dude meat
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Dugnutt Duck

Ragnarok Boobies

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Has the F Plus been a grammar shaming podcast the whole time and I’m just now realizing it?

Shell Game

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  • Rex Morgan knows about Pretty Cure. Look it up.
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Has the F Plus been a grammar shaming podcast the whole time and I’m just now realizing it?
Yes it, have.
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auaurorau

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once, just once, i would like to watch the olympics and see all the contestants doing the naruto run
Seth "Slimy" Rollins Spooks Lemon

A Meat

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When you think about it, "fuck you" isn't much of a curse word, it more of a blessing word

Sovereign

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John Wilkes Booth Babe
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Semantic Weeb

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At least once a month, I think about a glassdoor review I saw for a startup that went something like:

Cons:
Overbearing management
No work-life balance

Pros:
Dark environment for programmers
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GirlKisser420

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  • Just a Baby Drinkin Coffee
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Hunted down by Cartoon Wetwork for my radical fanfic
Salubrious Rex Spooks Great Joe

Spooks

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  • be a baddie not a saddie
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When you think about it, "fuck you" isn't much of a curse word, it more of a blessing word

yes, this is good, whenever an NPC in my D&D game says "Hail thee!" I shall replace it, eg "Fuck you, fair traveller!"

very quick edit: I realize this may or may not be a gag from one of the Rush Hour movies. I'm so sorry for this and I take my comment back, I disavow Rush Hour and all its sequels and I do not associate with them

Antivehicular

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At least once a month, I think about a glassdoor review I saw for a startup that went something like:

Cons:
Overbearing management
No work-life balance

Pros:
Dark environment for programmers

I once read one very similar to this, except that the one listed pro (after many serious cons) was "free pretzels."
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Achilles' Heelies

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Non-fungible tech decks.