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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 2312119 times)

A Meat

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Inventing orgasm 2, the sequel to orgasms that doesn't understand what people like about orgasms but now you have to make an account and link it to your social media if you want to finish
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So called "experts" claim that many incidents attributed to the Bermuda Triangle actually happened outside that zone, but in doing so they inadvertently reveal the truth: we've been shading it the wrong way around, and we should in fact be more concerned about the Bermuda Anti-Triangle.

Anyway that's why my Christmas thank you letters haven't arrived yet, it's really out of my hands at this point.
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I'm very good at spending money, I wish I had more of it.
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I need to stop calling people a hypocrite when I myself am often a hypocrite.

Sometimes it's better to just shut the fuck up.

A Meat

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Madonna-whore complex? I find it rather simple
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Madonna-whore complex? I find it rather simple
A Meat, January 26, 2025, 07:08:13 am

Vitamin B12 supplement? No thanks, they already think I'm childish enough as it is.
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(captain placard voice) computer. feet, fat girl's, hot.
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Just one of those rare, empty nights where I remember Butt-Ugly Martians

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I think a clown fetish is a funny thing to have. But if you have the opportunity to fuck a Clown and don't take it, there's something wrong with you
GirlKisser420, January 11, 2025, 07:10:50 pm
I really want there to be some clown fetishists out there who are really into "guy with an unusual performance-art job and an interesting set of skills" clowns and not "horror movie monster" clowns, because it would be much more sympathetic to me, and also circus performers gotta get laid too
Antivehicular, January 12, 2025, 12:25:32 am
my understanding is that circus performers are fucking their co-workers on the daily. They'll be fine
chai tea latte, January 23, 2025, 05:44:20 pm

circus performers are all Advanced level theatre kids and also one of them is a muscly guy wearing leopard spandex, so I buy that
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Every time the F Plus has a section on a site's rules, I reflexively start singing "What Are the Rules?" from Always Sunny in my head.
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I've been thinking about it for weeks now but on the way to my workplace I pass by a house that has a sign that says "Caution: Dog" with a picture of a really cute dog on it, and I hope people exercise caution when opening that gate so they don't harm the dog
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drawing up a petition to lower the age of consent so i can legally get rejected all the time

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somehow I've managed to line up two dates with seperate people next weekend despite having to explain to one of them why my Name on instagram was "Stung by Bees Constantly"
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oh yeah baby you can put your supergiant amphipod in my hadal zone anytime
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oh yeah baby you can put your supergiant amphipod in my hadal zone anytime
moooo566 (taylor's version), February 02, 2025, 05:19:11 am
Are you being littoral?
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