Jelquing is like making money: the less you have, the more important even a slight increase is. Jelquing it from 9 to 5 has been often shown to work. Sympathetic magic and wishing for your assets to grow bigger also works. Yelling at the foreskin teller to put all the circumcised skin flaps in the bag at gunpoint is a quick way to get ahead - you can glue them on your chode to make it powerful, attracting higher level females - but beware the karmic consequences and the law keepers who often roam the land.