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Topic: A Hangover Thread  (Read 38825 times)

AgentCoop

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A Hangover Thread #75
Why is pabst so cheap? Honest question? Thank god I have no classes tomorrow?

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A Hangover Thread #76
Why is pabst so cheap? Honest question? Thank god I have no classes tomorrow?
AgentCoop, November 04, 2015, 08:03:55 pm

Pabst is cheap because God doesn't want us to drink Budweiser.

AgentCoop

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A Hangover Thread #77
Where we"re going we don't need eyes to see

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A Hangover Thread #78
Food Hangover = All plans for today canceled; stomach cramps and a headache.

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A Hangover Thread #79
Accidentally finished off two bottles of $3 wine, so I'm just preemptively posting here. Tomorrow is going to suuuuuuuuck

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A Hangover Thread #80
I woke up with a hickey on my neck, half a six pack of beer I got from a middle age autistic man and painting of Satan on my dresser. This was a Thursday and it all started with my housemate offering me cake.

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A Hangover Thread #81
Was at a Metal show last night. Drinking on an empty stomach is an excellent idea. I'm frankly surprised I'm not in a worse condition today.

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A Hangover Thread #82
There was mead involved

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A Hangover Thread #83
woke up hungover as shit after clearing my mini-fridge of all the tiny little liquor bottles

gotta go do some fucking christmas shopping before mandatory overtime week

gotta go out in the sun and

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A Hangover Thread #84
Was at a Metal show last night. Drinking on an empty stomach is an excellent idea. I'm frankly surprised I'm not in a worse condition today.
Fanzay, December 06, 2015, 07:56:02 am

who'd you see?

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A Hangover Thread #85
I feel a slow-burn hangover coming on... one of those where you wake up feeling fine and vertigo and nausea set in gradually.  I have treated it the best I can with coffee, water, cigarettes, and hot and sour soup.  It's in god's hands now.

Update: after plenty of creative thinking time in the restroom (in which I decided that "liquidating one's assets" would be a fun euphemism for diarrhea) I feel much better.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2015, 02:14:19 pm by niftynif »

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A Hangover Thread #86
I'm wasted now.

In the cab, I kept telling my Sixth Form mates to learn all their co-workers salaries and collectively negotiate with their HRs.

I'm still right and they're still wrong, Goddamn it.

Edit: The light stings my eyes and my mouth is really, really dry.
Baldr
« Last Edit: December 19, 2015, 05:55:09 am by Murphy »

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A Hangover Thread #87
all of the ridiculists are cute
I have a box of wine. This can only end poorly
Update: I have a headache, best case scenario tbh
« Last Edit: December 19, 2015, 04:53:38 pm by niftynif »

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A Hangover Thread #88
HELLO ALCOHOL INFUSED ROOT BEER. (DRINK)
HELLO $50 WINE. (DRINK)
HELLO 'LUMP OF COAL' STOUT WHICH TASTES ALL RIGHT, I WOULDN'T PUT IT UP THERE WITH THE BEER I ENJOY BUT IT'S A NICE CHRISTMAS STOUT TO DRINK AND WATCH REVIEW TO. (DRINK)

THE NEXT MORNING

I CAN'T STOP FUCKING SCREAMING AND I AM TRYING TO CONSTRUCT A DESK. I HAVE PUT THE KEYBOARD TRAY IN FUCKING BACKWARDS.

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A Hangover Thread #89
I am so much more hungover than I would have expected last night. That says a lot about how drunk everyone else was.