I feel a slow-burn hangover coming on... one of those where you wake up feeling fine and vertigo and nausea set in gradually. I have treated it the best I can with coffee, water, cigarettes, and hot and sour soup. It's in god's hands now.
Update: after plenty of creative thinking time in the restroom (in which I decided that "liquidating one's assets" would be a fun euphemism for diarrhea) I feel much better.