F Plus Quotes Thread

[Sherman Tank]

Holy shit, this is Manti Te'o, and these bugs don't exist!

[Neal]

"My dick is more of a blunderbuss than a rifle."

[cat_examiner]

[vaping]

Achilles Heelies: I checked to see if there was a connection issue so I took a knife and alcohol and removed the residue on it but that didn't fix anything.
Frank West: Knives and alcohol fix most of my problems
Achilles: Are you a juggalo too?

[Neal]

"I use guns for all my dusting." - surprisingly, not Isfahan

[Isfahan]

The best way to dust with a gun would be to position it such that the muzzle is perpendicular to the dusty surface. The dust will go elsewhere.

[Carbon]

The best way to dust with a gun would be to position it such that the muzzle is perpendicular to the dusty surface. The dust will go elsewhere.

I'm curious if this wouldn't leave burn marks or powder residue like you see in crime shows and movies.

[EYE OF ZA]

Kumquatxop: "I like Harry Potter!"

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Kumquatxop: "I like Harry Potter!"

Source: Every episode

[internetcoolguy]

up the butt temperature slut

[Wrought]

"Snake! That's Maggot Faggot! Don't let him get close to your dick!"

[Yavuz]

"I fuck, thanks." -Frank West

[beelzeboob]

Oh, Bjork, I'm a terrible squash girl~~

[SHAMBA~1.SBB]

"You think the dick is the answer?!"

"...I'm sorry, the correct answer was Antietam.  And you risked how many points?"

[Elmo Oxygen]

"Hey babe, you wanna just sit around and watch some Seinfeld?"
"Are you on the St. John's Worth again???"

[Wrought]

"You've got a brain full of eggs, sweetheart." -Bunnybread
...in what was a surprisingly good British accent for the F Plus.