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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 156575 times)

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« Reply #855 on: March 01, 2018, 02:41:03 pm »
Every now and then I'll just have '♪♫♬ Tai-Chi Harry Potter ♪♫♬' run through my head for absolutely no reason at all.
Same, but whenever I screw up on something or see something terrible I just hear Lemon screaming FUUUUCK
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« Reply #856 on: March 02, 2018, 03:23:39 am »
"That's a good New Orleans accent you have there."

"Thankya.  I'm from... Nawlins.  I like jazz and beignets."

Edit: "Oh, you wanna step into my email inbox?  Come on!  Bring it on, bitchhh."
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« Reply #857 on: March 02, 2018, 05:29:23 pm »
I wish I could have the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind memory-erasing procedure done on my memories of John's Anne Rice voice so I could listen to it for the first time again. It's just that incredible.
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« Reply #858 on: March 05, 2018, 06:35:51 pm »
Lemon: "Hey Lou!"
Lou: "Oh no."
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« Reply #859 on: March 05, 2018, 11:50:41 pm »
Portaxx: If you ever see a girl call two guys next to eachother 'yaoi', pick them up by the hair, swing them around a few times, and throw them into the nearest fire.
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« Reply #860 on: March 06, 2018, 10:09:07 pm »
Not an exact quote but I remember one reading (no idea what topic but I suspect jelqing) having something to the effect of "keep going if you feel muscle pain. Stop if you feel bone pain"
This is how cavemen describe pain

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« Reply #861 on: March 06, 2018, 10:32:39 pm »
Portaxx: If you ever see a girl call two guys next to eachother 'yaoi', pick them up by the hair, swing them around a few times, and throw them into the nearest fire.
Lou: That seems like a reasonable response.
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« Reply #862 on: March 07, 2018, 01:09:57 am »
Not an exact quote but I remember one reading (no idea what topic but I suspect jelqing) having something to the effect of "keep going if you feel muscle pain. Stop if you feel bone pain"
This is how cavemen describe pain

It was one of the first of many panic size-increasing schemes described in the BlurtIt episode.
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« Reply #863 on: March 07, 2018, 07:57:44 am »
"Then use fire to disinfect the needle, the once the needle cools wrap the needle with string only leaving a bit of the needle at the tip exposed."
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« Reply #864 on: March 09, 2018, 01:21:44 pm »
"I am a monster, and I think that the human knees were not designed to carry 500 pounds."
-"Doctor" Victor Laszlo
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« Reply #865 on: March 09, 2018, 06:27:11 pm »
Adam Bozarth: "I had CCed a copy of an email from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster-"

Lemon:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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« Reply #866 on: March 11, 2018, 12:05:08 pm »
"As usual, I end a recording mystified by cum."
-Nutshell Gulag
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« Reply #867 on: March 12, 2018, 02:25:03 am »
Brad Pitt really complicates things and doesn't make sense

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« Reply #868 on: March 13, 2018, 06:25:42 pm »
"It hurts, Mommy, it all hurts..."

Whined by Adam in the Change.org episode, bleakly applicable to many, many more.
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« Reply #869 on: March 15, 2018, 06:28:30 pm »
"I always try to plant orgazums in the spring..."
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