A Hangover Thread

[Ashto]

My stomach is a knot of pain and I can't get off my friend's couch. Please send help.

[Mu.]

The only hangover symptom I got is my broken left clavicle.

[AgentCoop]

I took in so much Olde English last night that I turned into Seamus Heaney

[Boots Raingear]

[this space is reserved]

update:

oof

[Bobsterfest]

Welp. See you guys tomorrow.

[Achilles' Heelies]

Hi,  I'm conference drunk.

[chai tea latte]

Good morning, little kids! Oh no, oh no

[Corn Syrup]

I think the most disappointing thing about this hangover is the condition I found my couch in. Though I doubt that anyone who will find themselves upon it will ever read this thread, (fortunately) I'm sorry. God, I'm sorry.

[Achilles' Heelies]

Hi,  I'm conference drunk.

I don't remember posting this. Well,  you can bet I was also conference hungover. I did do well with my presentation regardless.

[Baldr]

When your blood glucose levels shot up to 500 mg/dL from drinking Jim Bean Honey it must have temporarily given you super strength.  Jim Bean Honey also explains the residual vomit smell.

[Ashto]

Tried drinking for the first time during TF2. Would recommend.

Just not a ton the Sunday at 1am, right before the work week.

Also would not recommend keeping nail polish on the desk near the bottle of booze.

See you tomorrow morning hangover!

[Gyro]

Huh.

I have to go to work now.

Mistakes were made...

[Ashto]

Weee, only got a headache, and only got to work an hour late.

Mistakes were made...

Oh hey, my life motto!
(Agreed)

[Spacebat]

I guzzle the shit out of water when I drink, and I've only had a headache once or twice. Does that groggy feeling like you can't wake up completely still count?

[Baldr]

No.  That's just sleep debt from disrupting your circadian rhythms with the histamine rebound.

The defining feature of a hangover is the dopamine hole.  There are positive things that need to be done, and you need to be positive to accomplish them.  But those things aren't happening and you're not going to be involved in the process, because it's a hangover.