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Topic: 196: Made With Mechanically Separated Podcast Parts  (Read 10816 times)

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If you get a Philly Steak and don't get cheez whiz you should be thrown into a woodchipper.

We find you unworthy of the gift of life.
jack chick, December 08, 2015, 12:35:13 pm
This is hilarious.  I turned my nose up at people getting fancy about poutine, but a Philly Cheesesteak, to me, needs actual cheese. If I'm going to eat something innately unhealthy, by god make it worth my time!  Bring on your woodchippers, I shall curse you with my dying, pulped breath.
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If you get a Philly Steak and don't get cheez whiz you should be thrown into a woodchipper.

We find you unworthy of the gift of life.
jack chick, December 08, 2015, 12:35:13 pm
We have Philly Cheesesteak in my country, but no velveeta. How will I ever know this joy? Cruel fate has robbed me of this food of the gods.

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If you get a Philly Steak and don't get cheez whiz you should be thrown into a woodchipper.

We find you unworthy of the gift of life.
jack chick, December 08, 2015, 12:35:13 pm
We have Philly Cheesesteak in my country, but no velveeta. How will I ever know this joy? Cruel fate has robbed me of this food of the gods.
Muffinator, December 08, 2015, 03:05:51 pm

You have no clue what you're talking about, these are two clearly very different prepared cheese products manufactured by Kraft. Next you're gonna tell me that you thought Kraft Singles were individually wrapped slices of Velveeta, and not their very own thing, clearly distinguished from lesser cheese by true connoisseurs

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If you get a Philly Steak and don't get cheez whiz you should be thrown into a woodchipper.

We find you unworthy of the gift of life.
jack chick, December 08, 2015, 12:35:13 pm
This is hilarious.  I turned my nose up at people getting fancy about poutine, but a Philly Cheesesteak, to me, needs actual cheese. If I'm going to eat something innately unhealthy, by god make it worth my time!  Bring on your woodchippers, I shall curse you with my dying, pulped breath.
Acierocolotl, December 08, 2015, 01:49:50 pm

That's a Cheesesteak, but it isn't a Philly.

Also needs an Amoroso roll.

Not Velveeta. What barbaric land do you live in that doesn't have Cheez Whiz?

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That's a Cheesesteak, but it isn't a Philly.
jack chick, December 08, 2015, 03:45:37 pm
I'd let you get away with this if it involved "Philadelphia" cream cheese.  I feel rather agitated at the moment and I want to make unspecific threats over this for no good reason.  Seriously, though, that artificially-orange stuff gives me the heebie-jeebies, it's not natural, don't put that stuff in you, or the fuckin' Sunrise Taco Puca is gonna leave a taco turd on your sleeping chest so it's the first thing you see when you wake up.



GOOD MORNING.
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That's a Cheesesteak, but it isn't a Philly.
jack chick, December 08, 2015, 03:45:37 pm
I'd let you get away with this if it involved "Philadelphia" cream cheese.  I feel rather agitated at the moment and I want to make unspecific threats over this for no good reason.  Seriously, though, that artificially-orange stuff gives me the heebie-jeebies, it's not natural, don't put that stuff in you, or the fuckin' Sunrise Taco Puca is gonna leave a taco turd on your sleeping chest so it's the first thing you see when you wake up.



GOOD MORNING.
Acierocolotl, December 08, 2015, 04:41:20 pm

Pour some Jack Daniels on that shit and then I'll call it a good morning.
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Can I skip the taco and just go straight to the whiskey?

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This episode was great. I fucking LOVE food episodes

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Great episode, but did anyone else hear a hissing running throughout the episode?

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I kind of hope the suggestion for using jalapeño velveeta in the microwave fudge was made by someone who saw the 'jalapeno fudge' recipe in episode 179 and was disappointed in its lack of chocolate.

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Can I skip the taco and just go straight to the whiskey?
Sherman Tank, December 08, 2015, 10:51:25 pm

I had to think about this for a while, and I've concluded that you may, but only with adult supervision.

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Zekka, December 10, 2015, 08:07:31 pm

1    Beer -- cut into
           -cubes

I always thought my Chinese BBQ ribs needed more beer cubes.

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Zekka, December 10, 2015, 08:07:31 pm

1    Beer -- cut into
           -cubes

I always thought my Chinese BBQ ribs needed more beer cubes.
montrith, December 10, 2015, 11:08:19 pm

The CHICKEN WINE EGG doesn't contain a lot of WINE but it does contain a lot of salt, freeing you up to drink the WINE after the EGG is served.

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Zekka, December 10, 2015, 08:07:31 pm

This is wonderful, the way the instructions sometimes make an actual sentence is delightful. I also like the idea of this:

Refrigerate for 30 to 30 minutes or until
  the mushrooms are not boil. Serve with fruits. Serves 3.