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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 180368 times)

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The phrase "butt stuff" would sound a lot more dignified and less infantilizing if you read "stuff" as a verb instead of a noun.
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The phrase "butt stuff" would sound a lot more dignified and less infantilizing if you read "stuff" as a verb instead of a noun.
Spooks, January 22, 2019, 04:41:00 pm

But don't reverse it, because it has the opposite effect - "Are you coming to dinner this Sunday? I here grandmama is making a wonderful stuff butt"
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Sonic the Hedgehog, much like the average American, loses all his fucking money when he gets injured

sonic sez: nationalize healthcare
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I've got a question. It's gonna sound pretty complainy but I don't really mean it like that, I'm genuinely curious as to the situation of those elsewhere in the world.

The fairly standard living situation for young people here, at least in towns and cities, is to share a many bedroomed flat/house with shared common facilities. I, for example, live in a 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom, 1 kitchen, no living room flat with 3 other people, all renting our bedrooms individually. I give it about 50/50 on whether I'm still living in a similar situation when I'm 30, and would expect the same of most people my age (although a lot of them will be living with friends because they're not like me). The only people I know my age who aren't in flat/houseshares are people in relationships who can DINK it up, people who did really well for themselves, or people who live in the back end of nowhere.

Is that the young people housing situation everywhere? I feel like when I see people on the internet (so mostly americans) talk about moving out, they seem to be getting their own place or lodging in the spare room of an actual household rather than being in an ever rotating collection of strangers you share a corridor with.
boooo566, January 21, 2019, 03:35:21 pm

In the U.S. if you live in New York things generally work out the same as you described. In the rest of the country though I guess real estate and land availability is such that you can more readily afford a loft or one bedroom outside of college.  We just have a lot more space to spread out here. It's not terribly unusual for people to rent a house or multi bedroom apartment and share it with others, or to rent an attic room or something, but the status quo is that people who have moved out of their parent's houses live on their own. Of course for many the weight of college debt and sometimes limited employment opportunities means some people have to move back in with their parents after college.

TLDR: So the expectation is that if you're treading water, outside a major metropolitan area, you have your own place. If you're doing well for yourself you have your own home or condo.

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Wrought, January 21, 2019, 10:29:13 am

I want to find a martial arts or kung-fu movie forum so I can use the title "Wu-Tang is for the man-children"
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I've been exercising every single evening for like two whole weeks now and I'm still not hot. What gives?

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I've been exercising every single evening for like two whole weeks now and I'm still not hot. What gives?
boooo566, January 26, 2019, 02:09:14 pm

You look in a mirror and discover the truth - you've been hot all along

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Last night I found a person who has 100% all of the levels of Viscera Cleanup Detail. There's no music and no voice over, so it works really well as a sleep aid

Edit: But really though, who gets so good at VCD that that can 100% all of the levels??
« Last Edit: January 27, 2019, 12:02:56 pm by Novelty Novel »

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Website idea: a forum where the premise of the website is to make philosophical statements about the world, morality, humanity, etc., and people have to argue with you in a civil manner and attempt to prove you wrong. Essentially it's any other internet forum but with much stricter policing so that you're only allowed to post if you're role-playing Socrates and no one can talk about video games. There are no off topic threads either. It's all just people debating philosophy like they're in fucking euthyphro. Itd be hilarious
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Website idea: a forum where the premise of the website is to make philosophical statements about the world, morality, humanity, etc., and people have to argue with you in a civil manner and attempt to prove you wrong. Essentially it's any other internet forum but with much stricter policing so that you're only allowed to post if you're role-playing Socrates and no one can talk about video games. There are no off topic threads either. It's all just people debating philosophy like they're in fucking euthyphro. Itd be hilarious
Wrought, January 27, 2019, 10:10:57 pm
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But really though, who gets so good at VCD that that can 100% all of the levels??
Novelty Novel, January 27, 2019, 11:59:51 am

to be fair getting good at vcd isnt particularly difficult

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