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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 187825 times)

Small Purge of my Angry Sherman Tank

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Hello everyone, I'm Max Landis. Could Carly Rae Jepsen... be a furry? Let's take a look.

"You're stuck in my head, stuck on my heart, stuck on my body, body
I wanna go, get out of here, I'm sick of the party, party
I'd run away
I'd run away with you
Ooh"

Is Carly here, on her opening song to her album EMOTION, be complaining about a mascot head stuck on her head? A fursuit stuck to her body? She sings it with such passion, she must really be into this. She wants to get out of the furry rave party, a clever reference to the yiffy poet of the people, SquirrelFox and his epic "The Party". She wants to run away, run away with me. I have been full time living as the horse from Bojack Horseman for about two years now and I believe I can at last understand what Carly means by this. She wants us to gallop through the city, free, and she promises to find my horse lips "in the street lights".

Anyway, this has been Max Landis. I think I've got to go jerk off honestly. Shrug!
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When you're riding a horse, are you in the saddle or is the horse in the saddle?
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When you're riding a horse, are you in the saddle or is the horse in the saddle?
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Depends on the forum.

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