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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 196532 times)

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Conductive play dough

1 1/2 cup flour
1/4 cup salt
3 tbsp veg oil
3 tbsp cream of tartar
1 cup water

directions. make a roux by throwing that shit in a pot. fuck it the hell up. allow to cool, knead in flour
cat_examiner, April 11, 2019, 07:42:24 pm

...can I get the microwave directions?
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How could I have known that Paulie walnuts ice cream would be banana flavoured mostly...... how

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The people in front of me in the food queue at the cinema took like ten minutes to buy everything and got so much they had to take two trips to get it all to their seats. After the film they walked over to the ticket machines and started selecting the next film to watch. I can only dream of having that much dedication to the cinema experience.
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the backlash to #metoo has been really weird since the only real negative consequence is that it terrified a bunch of probable rapists that they'd be accused of sexual assault so they're depicting sex stuff less, but it's treated like it's a debate where newspapers keep writing articles like it's a debate between equal powers and the women could go too far by making rapists and their supporters insecure
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I forgot to say the things i had to say last night while i was drunk. Now my head just kinda hurts. Was it even worth it?

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chai tea latte, April 14, 2019, 06:35:41 pm

I would not only give you a bulb for that brilliant piece of work, but also cheevos, except that would disrupt the powerful energy of your current total.

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Soothe 'em up

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