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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 247986 times)

GirlKisser420

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I was a voice actor in death stranding. I played the role of Dick Suckman.
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I wonder if everyone else gets as anxious as I do when they get a call from an unknown number.

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I wonder if everyone else gets as anxious as I do when they get a call from an unknown number.
GenesisAlwaysSucked, August 22, 2019, 03:34:42 am
don't know about everybody else, but a phone ringing used to trigger my fight or flight mechanism in the same way an air raid siren does

now I just never answer the phone unless it's a number I know or I know I'm waiting for a call
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Chicken milk.
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I very much enjoy the music of Taylor Swift, except her lead singles which have tended to be shit.
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Introducing The Retina Revue, a band composed of ophthalmologists, playing their number one hit "Gotta Keep Em Dilated"
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I did not have textual relations with that woman.
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You could say I'm a male feminist, yeah, I am a pretty big admirer of Simone de Beauvoir, given how much I love sucking Jean-Paul Sartre's cock with every sentence that I post Online.
 
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Is everyone a dumb bitch, or is it just me?

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Whoever invented Sichuan food was a huge dumbass. Letís just put a billion chillies in this oil, and then instead of taking some out, just put in put some pepper that makes your mouth numb. Youíre not allowed to use any vegetables that arenít chilli unless youíre putting spring onions on top

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Kinky stories to tell in the dark

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Kinky stories to tell in the dark
Sovereign, August 24, 2019, 01:38:17 pm

Hey baby did you ever hear the story about the beast with two backs?
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Letís just put a billion chillies in this oil, and then instead of taking some out, just put in put some pepper that makes your mouth numb. Youíre not allowed to use any vegetables that arenít chilli unless youíre putting spring onions on top
GirlKisser420, August 24, 2019, 07:17:53 am
This post is making me hungry.
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[reply guy from an alternate universe voice] hey girl wanna blockbuster and splork?
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GirlKisser420

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Letís just put a billion chillies in this oil, and then instead of taking some out, just put in put some pepper that makes your mouth numb. Youíre not allowed to use any vegetables that arenít chilli unless youíre putting spring onions on top
GirlKisser420, August 24, 2019, 07:17:53 am
This post is making me hungry.
Baldr, August 24, 2019, 02:38:52 pm

I love Sichuan food too but my brain got a worm in it