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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 382456 times)

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rapidly turning into a coffee elemental as i re-enter the "six cups a day" phase of my life
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rapidly turning into a coffee elemental as i re-enter the "six cups a day" phase of my life
auaurorau, May 15, 2020, 11:57:16 pm

I QUIT CAFFEINE, GOODBYE!
auaurorau

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i know this lockdown sucks shit and everything's going downhill, but at least in like 6-7 months there's going to be a ton of indie movies about deep and philosophical writers staying at home having sex with their girlfriends every day, and the sex is metaphor for their own depression
Wrought Bobguinary Novel The Smoking Dad Salubrious Rex Mr. Hunky Academia Dr. Buttplug Yavuz

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i know this lockdown sucks shit and everything's going downhill, but at least in like 6-7 months there's going to be a ton of indie movies about deep and philosophical writers staying at home having sex with their girlfriends every day, and the sex is metaphor for their own depression
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, May 17, 2020, 06:15:44 pm

I absolutely hate just how right you are.
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It’s sexist that women get hitachis when the best us fellas can do is set a jack in the box under our balls
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Gripped in a global pandemic, humanity, to counteract the effects of the devastating virus, COVID-19, once again turns to their greatest weapon: the ice bucket challenge
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"Pieta sculpture, the thinking man's Jesus imagery when a crucification pose would be too crass" is the funniest thing I've heard yet today

Edit: Piss Pieta when
chai tea latte

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"Pieta sculpture, the thinking man's Jesus imagery when a crucification pose would be too crass" is the funniest thing I've heard yet today

Edit: Piss Pieta when
Bobguinary Novel, May 21, 2020, 01:00:33 pm
Madonna And Rotting Shark Carcass

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"Pieta sculpture, the thinking man's Jesus imagery when a crucification pose would be too crass" is the funniest thing I've heard yet today

Edit: Piss Pieta when
Bobguinary Novel, May 21, 2020, 01:00:33 pm
Madonna And Rotting Shark Carcass
chai tea latte, May 21, 2020, 01:01:58 pm
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what if Phoenix Wright specialized in infidelity cases

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GeoTracker tshirt call that fast fashion

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in the alternate universe where everyone is muslim but everything else is the same, like, there's a United Caliphate i guess, and Donald Trump was a famously shirking publically immoral monster, rapist, président:

Folks! Folks! There's a problem in the Ummah! You know me, you know I pray fajr every morning. That's right. Fajr every day. Suhoor, every, yadda yadda yadda...now, you know what i heard about Hanafi Joe? (crowd boos) Yeah, that's right. Boo! I heard hanafi joe, and you know, he used to be one of the best, one of the very best they tell me, acted as the imam but wasn't weird about it...not like some uncles I could name...anyway, Ramadan Mubarak.
chai tea latte, April 24, 2020, 03:08:04 am

in the alternate universe where everyone is muslim but everything else is the same, Donald Trump has been absolutely failing his response to the novel coronavirus, and recently said that he takes "hydrwjynxychloriquinine", to the shock and horror of doctors nationwide.

You know, the first message Jibril sent to the prophet, was surah al-Alaq. surah al-Alaq. One of the greats, right? The first things revealed to him, were the atom and how to read. So I think it's very important, that you learn about this, that the Prophet Muhammad, peace be unto him, am i right? peace be unto him. The Prophet knew about the atom, and I think it would be haram not to look in the hadith for instructions. And my cabinet WhatsApp group said something really , really disturbing, that I won't repeat here. But we're taking it seriously. Alright, we think the virus is a djinn. Yeah, I think it's a djinn. hydrwjyn.......figure it out, folks.
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Ah fuck, I think I've become the 'Metal Gear guy' of my social group.
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i hope i win an award one day so i can use my acceptance speech to thank the person responsible for the "did you mean to attach something to this email" notification.
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