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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 275190 times)

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I wish I could levitate things. Not for anything useful, but so could lift my cats up while they're sleeping and be able to move around. Gimme my blanket back you jerks
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I wish I could levitate things. Not for anything useful, but so could lift my cats up while they're sleeping and be able to move around. Gimme my blanket back you jerks
Sanguinary Novel, January 02, 2017, 12:28:53 am
I've put way too much thought into what superpower I'd want, and figured out that just going by what fictional characters have them telekinesis is the best. It's really versatile and powerful, but doesn't really have any in-built downsides.

The only power I'd prefer over that is shapeshifting, but that's always got weird fucking stipulations and limitations that take away all the fun. I don't want to become a shapeshifter only to find out I can only shapeshift into domesticated animals, or bodies of water, or people named Casey.
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The only power I'd prefer over that is shapeshifting, but that's always got weird fucking stipulations and limitations that take away all the fun. I don't want to become a shapeshifter only to find out I can only shapeshift into domesticated animals, or bodies of water, or people named Casey.
Cleretic, January 02, 2017, 01:20:20 am
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I've recently been revisiting one of my all-time favorite albums, HLLLYH by The Mae Shi. It's a weird sort of experimental, hyperactive, noisy synth punk concept album with a lot of recurring Old Testament imagery throughout, and in my opinion it's criminally underappreciated. Here's a couple of my favorite songs from it:

Pwnd, a song about God coming to earth and fucking shit up

Boys in the Attic, the Punkest song on the album

Young Marks, possibly the weirdest use of auto-tune I've ever heard

Anyway I've been a huge fan of this album for a long time now but never understood what the name was supposed to be, thinking maybe the letters stood for something? and then it suddenly clicked that it wasn't an acronym or anything, it's a series of letters that can be read as both HALLELUJAH and HELL YEAH. God damn what a perfect title for an album that is a) full of religious symbolism and b) super high-energy and fucking rocks

Shout out to The Mae Shi, rest in peace, I'll never forget you
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GirlKisser420, January 04, 2017, 04:07:22 pm
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I only know one language and that's pathetic.  So I decided to learn a second language and chose Spanish because it's spoken in a large number of countries.  And I hate it.  It's close enough to English that everything sounds like a pig-latin attempt at English.  And when I go to Spanish-speaking YouTube it's mostly people fighting on talk shows.  To be fair, the talk-show fights are a lot better than the ones on US television; I went in expecting standard slap-fests and saw a lot of great hip-throws.  To be more fair, I wouldn't want someone from a Spanish-speaking country to log onto YouTube and judge my culture by pewdiepie.

But Spanish isn't working for me.  I need a new second language and South-East Asian cultures are too authoritarian for my tastes.  Is there anything you'd recommend? 

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GirlKisser420, January 04, 2017, 08:10:40 pm

apparently someone reported this user for this post.
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I only know one language and that's pathetic.  So I decided to learn a second language and chose Spanish because it's spoken in a large number of countries.  And I hate it.  It's close enough to English that everything sounds like a pig-latin attempt at English.  And when I go to Spanish-speaking YouTube it's mostly people fighting on talk shows.  To be fair, the talk-show fights are a lot better than the ones on US television; I went in expecting standard slap-fests and saw a lot of great hip-throws.  To be more fair, I wouldn't want someone from a Spanish-speaking country to log onto YouTube and judge my culture by pewdiepie.

But Spanish isn't working for me.  I need a new second language and South-East Asian cultures are too authoritarian for my tastes.  Is there anything you'd recommend?
Healslime, January 06, 2017, 06:18:10 pm

If you want a language with grammar that is very different from English (and is also easy to find material for), might I recommend Turkish? It's on Duolingo, for one thing. Another source that I've used is http://turkishlanguage.co.uk, which gives a pretty good overview of Turkish grammar.

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I only know one language and that's pathetic.  So I decided to learn a second language and chose Spanish because it's spoken in a large number of countries.  And I hate it.  It's close enough to English that everything sounds like a pig-latin attempt at English.  And when I go to Spanish-speaking YouTube it's mostly people fighting on talk shows.  To be fair, the talk-show fights are a lot better than the ones on US television; I went in expecting standard slap-fests and saw a lot of great hip-throws.  To be more fair, I wouldn't want someone from a Spanish-speaking country to log onto YouTube and judge my culture by pewdiepie.

But Spanish isn't working for me.  I need a new second language and South-East Asian cultures are too authoritarian for my tastes.  Is there anything you'd recommend?
Healslime, January 06, 2017, 06:18:10 pm

Kinda sorta a recommendation, but American Sign Language? Not truly another language, but still super helpful.

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Driving home from work the other day I thought of the phrase, "angel haired pastatute".

People don't like noodle based puns.  They told me to stop being such a pesto.
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Naming a maid or servant character in a TV show "Alexa" so that every time a character asks her to do something, the viewer's alexa gets set off.
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Naming a maid or servant character in a TV show "Alexa" so that every time a character asks her to do something, the viewer's alexa gets set off.
Wank Fest, January 07, 2017, 10:36:30 am

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