Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Lumbermouth]

I'm familiar with Blorbo and Glup Shitto, but what's the Smash Bros version?

[Salubrious Rex]

Ennio Morricone's Surfin' Cowboys!

[A Meat]

In cuckolding slang, a hotwife is a woman who can swap partners without rebooting or shutting down between them

[A Meat]

Is there a programming language that's only emojis yet? If not then get on it

Edit: or maybe just have all the logical operations and style things be emojis

👋 🖨️Hello World👏

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Who the fuck designed milk? Like yeah lets make a product that always goes bad in exactly 6.5 days (and then just write random other dates on it for fun) so that moo specifically can never have a cup of tea on a sunday morning before going for his weekly shop?

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Pronouncing "Toonami" like "mon ami"

[Dr. Buttplug]

Who the fuck designed milk? Like yeah lets make a product that always goes bad in exactly 6.5 days (and then just write random other dates on it for fun) so that moo specifically can never have a cup of tea on a sunday morning before going for his weekly shop?

You need to get some better milk. Or a fridge.

[Lumbermouth]

Will also recommend organic milk if you drink it in small amounts on an irregular basis, it stays good for a month or two.

[PaulLovesToLaugh]

Powdered milk is also an option, ideally rehydrated with whole milk to get twice the milk!

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I hope I stay really lame and funny basically forever

[A Meat]

Breaking: riots reported in several cities as the World Fruit Sensuality Association (WFSA) changes the erotic outlook of bananas to negative for the first time in history

[Salubrious Rex]

Yojimbo bimbo

[A Meat]

Yojimbo bimbo

JO bimbo

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Yojimbo bimbo

JO bimbo

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[GirlKisser420]

Breaking: riots reported in several cities as the World Fruit Sensuality Association (WFSA) changes the erotic outlook of bananas to negative for the first time in history

the woke "blueberries are the clit" faction has gone too far