Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[thelizzerd]

I discovered a new slightly unethical conversation strategy:

- don't tell someone you forgot to mention something say "I wanted make sure you know about..." or "Just a reminder, ..."

Rather than making them think you're irresponsible, it makes them think they forgot.

[A Meat]

A weird thing my brain sometimes does is that I'll do something normal and then think "I wonder if someone gets turned on by this".

The answer is usually yes if you couldn't guess

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

water isn't wet, it makes other things wet, but if you get two waters to touch they can wet each other. rejecting my argument can only be done if you assert both waters are the same water, which is fucking stupid because the number two exists. you think quantity doesn't exist? you fucking anti-intellectual? how did water learn how to wet other things if not through another water, huh? oh, what about Aquinas' argument about uncaused causes you say? well, what does 'aquinas' mean?? WATER. Check out this sick fucking syllogism: Aquinas was mortal. All mortals are made out of 98% water. Therefore: Aquinas was a BIG WATER PSYOP. dont fuck with me

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Water ain’t wet and pain don’t hurt.

[A Meat]

Thales told us all is water, so it's not gay if the two waters touch no matter what waters they are