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Topic: Strategic deployment of innovative jargon concepts  (Read 18054 times)

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A brief check-in with one of the worst people in the world

Hint - he's an ex facebook marketing manager.
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Introducing Bodega! - a more complicated vending machine that's in a bunch of places I don't need a vending machine.

BRIPE - this product is named BRIPE.

Hey do you wanna get better at video games? - the best way isn't to play the video game a lot and try to evaluate how you could get better. only idiots do that. instead you should pay this company which will have you do some other random shit

South of Market - The Musical - you know in case you wanted musical theatre that was all about the garbage fire that is silicon valley

BRIPE

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Oh man I can't wait to get my BRIPE, I'm going to go hiking and bring with me coffee grounds and fresh water and this portable blowtorch just to make an espresso sized amount of coffee at a time. Which I'm presumably going to have to wash when I'm done, too.

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chai tea latte AgentCoop

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Dropbox redesigned their logo

naturally that requires 80000 words to explain why they did this.

Also the site takes a LONG time to load, fair warning.

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Dropbox redesigned their logo
jack chick, October 05, 2017, 12:47:31 pm

Yeah, if I was gonna rebrand Dropbox, I would start by removing Condoleezza Rice from the board of directors.

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Old logo, "a box":


New logo, "a collection of surfaces":

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BRIPE - this product is named BRIPE.
jack chick, September 13, 2017, 04:45:22 pm
Holy shit they made a rig for Maxwell House

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inside google's HR department

a product expert across a myriad of domains hoping to sync and gain best practices.
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I don't even know what best practices means anymore, if it ever did mean anything.

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It's loosely used jargon in health safety that implies OSHA guidelines are in the area of the activity.