I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*

[Vinny Possum]

Countries should be smaller. Scotland, or like Oaxaca, is the ideal size of a country.

You know, I didn't really understand the idea of prayers until hitting things that are wildly out of your control. Like what do you say to a friend when they're put in a situation where they have to work, and can catch COVID? Like sure there are a ton of systemic things that need to change, but in that moment, you just want to let someone know you care, even if you're both subject to forces greater than your own.

As a fairly religious person I'm biased, but I do appreciate them if they're meant sincerely, regardless of religion/tradition/lack thereof. At the same time I get why people see them as a copout.

[Salubrious Rex]

Ran into a person I have been trying to avoid for 5 years at the pub. I have written 3 messages now about how I have a fear of them. I have remained because it is a friend's birthday. I have warned people of this person's violent tendencies. I hope they leave before I do and everything is well.

[surrey]

Drank a lot a vodka and just watched a shitty bootleg of that Spider-Man musical. Life is wonderfully hell

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Limeade, bourbon, and sour cherry liquor is a fucking ugly dishwater colored but delicious drink.

[Shell Game]

My birthday felt all the more fulfilling knowing the lot of you were behind me. Thank you all. This community means the world to me.

[Spenny]

i'm sober now but last night i discovered caramel m&ms while drunk and it felt like one of the most delicious things i've ever eaten

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

i'm sober now but last night i discovered caramel m&ms while drunk and it felt like one of the most delicious things i've ever eaten

those rule

[surrey]

I am drunk and idk where else to say this but

yoooooo the glitter logo stickers are back in stock, pickin that up rn

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

The best part of making homemade pizza is your whole apartment smells like delicious herbs.

One day this pandemic thing is going to end and I'm gonna find someone cute to go on adventures with. Until then I'm gonna work on being less boring and maybe fix a few brain problems.

[Turbo Sexaphonic Vampire Bunnybread Jr.]

afta the war i went back to ney york a-afta the war i went back to new york

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

What about glitter caramel m&Ms that can only be found in neyw yoark??

[Diploskull]

Baking bread, hell yeah

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Baking bread, hell yeah

Fuck yeah what kind of bread??

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

I wish being drunk came with less delayed consequences. BUT since I know there are delayed consequences, we don't live in an Omelas situation, so it's okay!!

[Diploskull]

Baking bread, hell yeah

Fuck yeah what kind of bread??

Large batch king arthur sandwich bread, kinda boring tbh. I hope it doesn't overflow while it rises, but I might make a little of it into cinnamon rolls?