I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I love you all so much, I wish I'm there was anyrhign at all I could do from comedy island but I hope you know you deserve a better world than the fucking shit pile you exist in. Jesus fucking christ.

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Made some food. Drank some beer. Came here to post. Didn’t think of anything funny. Posted this.

[thelizzerd]

People always say you have to do liquor before beer. But fuck that bullshit.

[PaulLovesToLaugh]

I don't know how to make ice cream in alcohol form but it's a very untapped market.

[thelizzerd]

I don't know how to make ice cream in alcohol form but it's a very untapped market.

There's a place here that sells alcoholic milkshakes.

[corporate daiquiri]

I'm here to make friends _{but I am too self-conscious}

[thelizzerd]

Tipsy on a monday bc my work gives the whole week from Christmas to New years off.

IDK why but I'm having a good time. uWu

[Devious Box]

I wish every time I was drunk could be like this, it's been so musrrable every time lately but tonigy was downright perfect

[Devious Box]

Oh yeah drinking alone makes you feel really lonely huh

[thelizzerd]

Thursday is the best day to get drunk, but I can't get too drunk bc I have therapy at 10 am tomorrow.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Elimination games fucking suck as party games. I'm drinking more and having less fun, woohoooooo!!

[Shell Game]

Oh yeah drinking alone makes you feel really lonely huh

Skill issue

[thelizzerd]

Gen z energy is drinking a Manhattan while watching YouTube and waiting for someone to come over.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhm

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Oh no!!!

Merry Christmas ballp it