I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*

[Dr. Buttplug]

Why do women say they want a nice decent guy who can take care of them? Why put that lie out into the air at all? So they can feel better about themselves I suppose. Fuck all of this.

[thelizzerd]

Not drunk only tipsy. Found a bar serving $6 martinis. Amazing. I have such a good buzz. This is the best part of my day today.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

fuck man i'm so fucking plastered. i dunno waht to t ype i ghuess: peace and love toall mankind. ther eyou go glhf. my dogs dead life moves on we're all gonna die -zhuangzi
ok, fuck you bye just be kind to everyone around you that's how you win thecosmic lottery. namaste.

[AgentCoop]

The touchtunes has been corrupted by a foul influence but we persevere

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Hello

E: bonn swahhhh

[RoeCocoa]

The overlap between * and ** is almost zero, and yet there is so much in common with * and ** when they aren't overthinking it! Why can't we just get vaccinated and be * + ** = *** with a couple few bottles of homemade wine?

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I'm at a dinner and everyone else here works in banking so im just getting thread ready

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

there should be a type of cheese that crossfades between flavors while in your mouth like a gustatory razer rgb gaming keyboard

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

K.R.L. Marxien: A wright has been haunting Middle Earth, the wraith of Capitslism. Since the beginnig orvthe Dragon Age (iirc) the forces of Capitdor have been in bitter battle against the proletariat elves. the petit yrukhaigeosie oh fuck alexa stop recording