This one has been field tested and is essentially the poor man's One Armed Scissor1
But bad
1 part Sköl2
1 Twelve Ounce Can of Stewart's3 Brand Impact™ Energy4
3-4 Ice Cubes
Garnish with 1-2 shots of
Enjoy6
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1) I know I could have just called it a Vodka-Red Bull, but I've been relistening to Relationship Of Command
2) a punishment drink in it's own right whose inclusion feels like cheating, but as this based on a real "drink" I've consumed, it will be left in for accuracy
3) God bless their "Ice-Cream shop)7-11/very affordable hangover pizza" soul
4) Hold in your mind the idea of a Red Bull as something relatively unspoiled, whether you believe it is or not. Impact is Red Bull but spoiled. Depending on level of intoxication this will either result in a sour drinking experience, or one that has aged like a fine energy Gouda
5) The inclusion of a devil figure on the front of the bottle of fireball is no doubt intended to reference it's "hot" or "spicy" nature. It also serves as for warning that fireball is in equal measure pretty decent/fun, and a cinnamon nightmare from hell
6) Ballp.it (A fine site, may it never die) does not to the best of my knowledge support the capacity for the insertion of "side-eye" or "bruh i'm sweatin" emojis, so imagine them here at your discretion