Bleary eyed, you prop yourself up on your elbows and look around the room, specifically the totality of the bed you're currently in. There lying next to you, still sound asleep, is a man who looks rather post-coital and whom, you immediately remark to yourself, "that sure does like Kid Rock"
. You stare for a moment longer and think "like a lot. This guy looks a lot like Kid Rock
Now is not the time for you to think about how you got into this situation, that's something you'll have to deal with later, and you'll have plenty of time for that. But in this moment, two possibilities loom in your mind:
- You just had sex with Kid Rock
- You just had sex with a guy who looks identical to Kid Rock, and who might be a Kid Rock impersonator
In this last quiet moment you have to yourself before waking him, which do you hope it will be