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Topic: 286: Topix Not Worth Discussing  (Read 1910 times)

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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing

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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing #1
There's nobody more fucked up than the mostly normal.
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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing #2
hell oh lem on and reedicoo lists tis epeesode has thee most encoheer Ent peepole in along tyme on dis pod cast an e-way tag suggest eons: "beware of crime", "fetishes", "forums", "gang stalking", "harry potter", "hopelessly broken", incomprehensible", "insanity", "the internet isn't helping", "morons", "penis modification projects", "rants", "rednecks", "sex", "things that goblins do".

EDIT: I totally agree with the sentiment "kiss my ass, Palmdale".
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« Last Edit: August 07, 2018, 03:19:47 am by Kiss My Sherman Tank, Palmdale »

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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing #3
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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing #4
Having listened to this episode, I still couldn't tell you what it's about :-|
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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing #5
I found the "I just wanna try sucking a dick once" story suspect, because he didn't have to go for a man's dick if he's not into men
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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing #6
Checked the local forum, and one of the most recently updated threads is a year-old thread calling a specific woman a slut (in the title). Here is the text of the first post:

Stop trying to act like this perfect little angel. Everyone knows you've been getting all sorts of d!ck since you were 15. That poor little girl of yours is going to have a h0e for a mom. Good thing your parents take good care of her.

Also, I think some posts got removed, because each post is numbered, and there are 21 in the thread, but the last post is #28.

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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing #7
So let me see if I got the narrative of that first post down:

  • Dude is walking through what he describes as "The Ghetto" (Though given the relationship between this guy and reality that is demonstrated in the rest of the post I suspect it may have just been a regular urban neighborhood) under the pretense of "getting evidence" to "Make an arrest" with some sort of spy camera (?)
  • Dude is struck by a bad case of the runs.
  • Rather than find a bathroom like a productive, non-deranged member of society he instead decides to take a shit in the carport of a nearby house (??)
  • Dude takes a massive shit all over the carport and notices that two locals are looking at him with confusion and disgust. Our shitting protagonist is perturbed by this but continues shitting.
  • After finishing his business our hero picks up a discarded hoodie and wipes his ass with it (!?) and then goes to leave
  • As he is leaving he notices the two onlookers go in to examine the intestinal carnage he has left behind. One of them picks up and examines the shit-smeared hoodie in disbelief.
  • Our protagonist is confused and aggravated as to why these two are so concerned with his shitting and concludes them to be dope dealers rather than putting two and two together that they might actually live there and he has just smeared his shit all over one of their hoodies.

What is wrong with society?
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« Last Edit: August 07, 2018, 11:32:33 am by KingKalamari »

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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing #8
"Uh oh...am I taking a shit in public in the wrong part of town?"

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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing #9
The two "dope dealers" were just star struck, because they had heard of the vigilante shitter RunsDMC but thought him only legend.
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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing #10
The two "dope dealers" were just star struck, because they had heard of the vigilante shitter RunsDMC but thought him only legend.
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, August 07, 2018, 12:03:48 pm
boo but also have a bulb
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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing #11
The two "dope dealers" were just star struck, because they had heard of the vigilante shitter RunsDMC but thought him only legend.
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, August 07, 2018, 12:03:48 pm
boo but also have a bulb
SATAN MILKSHAKE, August 07, 2018, 12:19:51 pm

I met this rumpled hoodie, it's threads kinda dirty
Went to the port and bust it out, I had to leave real early
This 'hood is really sleazy, all they car ports is shitty
I spread my cheeks and rock a time, I said "It's diarrhea"
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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing #12
we make a great team, diarrhea and me
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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing #13
I'm just here for Lemon's song parodies.
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286: Topix Not Worth Discussing #14
Maybe it's just because I'm Tuesday drunk, but "Yay, we're starting the podcast!" made me laugh uproariously.