288: The Rites of Price

[Lemon]

[EYE OF ZA]

magicks4sale

[GirlKisser420]

lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins

[Sherman Tank]

Even by magick standards there was a lot of insanity in this one.

Magick tagk descriptionsk: "hippies", "magical thinking", "pagans", "please give me money for my stupid idea", "potpourri", "profiles of job creators", "satanists", "technologically impressive buttplugs". Also the "game show" tag should be added to #276 and the announcements for Quite Exasperating and Adjudicated Guess.

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

"Does Etsy have any standards?"

Depends, does AliBaba have an order maximum?

[Lemon]

lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins

Sorry about that.

[eldritchhat]

lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins

Sorry about that.

I think the best way to apologize is to post a picture of you wearing the knock-off Louise Belcher bunny ears

[Lemon]

lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins

Sorry about that.

I think the best way to apologize is to post a picture of you wearing the knock-off Louise Belcher bunny ears

Joke's on you fucko I've been Kristen Schaal this whole time!

[Achilles' Heelies]

lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins

Sorry about that.

I think the best way to apologize is to post a picture of you wearing the knock-off Louise Belcher bunny ears

Joke's on you fucko I've been Kristen Schaal this whole time!

This confirms my theory that Jack White and Kirsten Schaal are the same person.

[A Meat]

I can't believe you didn't know about people selling "haunted" dolls

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

I can't believe you didn't know about people selling "haunted" dolls

A Meat please make the haunted doll doc

[A Meat]

I can't believe you didn't know about people selling "haunted" dolls

A Meat please make the haunted doll doc

I have a doc in the hopper that has a bit about haunted dolls, but I'll look into it further after I finish working on this recipe doc I've been putting together

[beelzeboob]

I can't believe you didn't know about people selling "haunted" dolls

A Meat please make the haunted doll doc

Seconding this request. There's a TREASURE TROVE of horribly written backstories for these dolls on eBay and whatnot. 10/10 for dumb content, would listen.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

So Lemon said "something stupid like I wiccan" seconds after saying "something wiccan" just to upset me right?

edit: genuinely this is one of my favourite recent episodes. There's something magickal about this brand of crazy that really works for me.