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Topic: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18  (Read 6706 times)

LowBatteryLife

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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #60
So garbage day is the day after my birthday.
...yeah, that's fair. I'm well past my sell-by date, just throw me out with the rest of the trash.

Seriously though, thanks this is a great present and I am very excited.

Shell Game

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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #61
So garbage day is the day after my birthday.
...yeah, that's fair. I'm well past my sell-by date, just throw me out with the rest of the trash.

Seriously though, thanks this is a great present and I am very excited.
LowBatteryLife, May 17, 2019, 03:46:30 pm
Happy birthday!

Boots Raingear

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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #62
So garbage day is the day after my birthday.
...yeah, that's fair. I'm well past my sell-by date, just throw me out with the rest of the trash.

Seriously though, thanks this is a great present and I am very excited.
LowBatteryLife, May 17, 2019, 03:46:30 pm

[yay] Happy birthday! [yay]

krytton

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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #63
twas the night before f plus
and all through the pit
not a user was posting
not even jack chick

they were all waiting
on twitch dot tv
hoping boots raingear'd
appear on their screens

when all of a sudden
there arose such a clatter
and the chat fired up
in a whirlwind of chatter

boots raingear was there!
he was singing a song!
portending participants
there before long

come lemon! come portaxx!
come victor! come john!
come jimmyfranks, adam
and frank west and stog!

theres bunnybread, nutshell
and kumquat and squint
(thats not what they call him
but its all that'll fit)

our readers assembled
it was all very fast
there were even some morons
from other podcasts

all coming together
to read things all day
with artists on standby
for visual display

and awful things happened
and money was raised
a rousing success
twas called: garbage day!!!!!

this rhyme scheme is awful
this scansion is weak
fuck it. im tired.
im going to sleep
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Lemon

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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #64
If you PM me, it's possible I might be able to get your break image in the rotation. Probably not promptly tho.

Sherman Tankoid

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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #65
I'm writing up my tag suggestions already, but I'm posting here that I ABSOLUTELY INSIST that the current hour needs the "go to hell montrith" tag and will not hear otherwise just in case I actually die during the Snot Fetish hour.
ottumon

krytton

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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #66
currently petitioning the u.n. to impose sanctions against finland
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Sherman Tankoid

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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #67
currently petitioning the u.n. to impose sanctions against finland
krytton, May 18, 2019, 11:27:25 pm

Sanctions aren't enough.
Vinny Possum

Frank West

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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #68

The time ramesside one is probably worth watching. AMOK is probably not but maybe I'll do a short highlight reel at some point.
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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #69
i want to die
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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #70
twas the night of garbage day
and jack chick wanted to die
he took a big drink of booze
and started to cry

everything that he read
fell into a rhythm
to the pounding head-
ache these poems would give him
blunge

boooo566

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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #71
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Dr. Buttplug

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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #72
Watched about 15 hours worth alternating between three different accounts, but I left my desktop on it the whole time. So BuggeringPidgeons was logged for all 24. I donated using my ballp.it name though.

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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #73
https://twitter.com/TheFPlus/status/1130144125074984960

The numbers just get better and better
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Garbage Day 2019 - May 18 #74
could not stop losing my shit at the cheetah guy from the spiritual science doc. every other pic in the article was an actual pic and this was the only drawing. i canít imagine why.

itís so good that it convinced me to change my profile pic from shelly. i didnít think anything would have that power.

also, holy shit those numbers. we did it reddit