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Topic: 314: Too Many Pumps  (Read 683 times)

Lemon

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314: Too Many Pumps
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314: Too Many Pumps #1
Iím not going to go look at the images. Instead, Iíll just work from the assumption that when these guys unzip, their dicks ooze out like syrup from the bottle.
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314: Too Many Pumps #2
havent even gotten to the content, already want to apologize
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314: Too Many Pumps #5
"Siliconed" refers to subcutaneous silicone injections. It's illegal in the US, so people either have to find a shady plastic surgeon, go to another country, or do it themselves.

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Alternate Title Suggestion:

"Dick Desacraters and Muff Manglers"
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How will Dick Desecrator get out of this one?
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Why would you call the forum New Art?

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I'm pumped for this one! But seriously, this type of awful shit fills my heart with girth, I mean mirth.

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This was a fun episode, I wonder what happens on a physiological level when you pump your genitals to that extent. Like, is it an actual edema that happens? I don't and do want to find out about this, but I kinda doubt there are sources

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314: Too Many Pumps #12
all the other kids with their pumped up dicks
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all the other kids with their pumped up dicks
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, December 02, 2019, 07:41:41 pm

Did Bozarth give you permission to use his joke?

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314: Too Many Pumps #14
And to think I thought I'd heard the last of The Night Before Christmas parodies.

And.... IT ABSOLUTELY WAS JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP. they're no way it wasn't intended to be. I won't be convinced otherwise by anyone.

THAT MEANS YOU NEAL.
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