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Topic: This website is a collection of things which aren't poutine.  (Read 1754 times)

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OOOOOh they balled up kraft singles for the curds. This is hell.
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Local punk bar North Side Yatch Club just posted it's new menu.

Poutine Wolf Menu:

Classic Canadian Poutine: $10
add fried tofu or smoked beer-can pulled chicken $4
fresh cut fries, duck fat gravy, cheese curds, scallions

Vegan Mushroom Classic Poutine: $10
add fried tofu or smoked beer-can pulled chicken $4
fresh cut fries, veggie mushroom gravy, cheese curds, scallions (Vegan without curds)

Smoked Margherita Poutine: $12 available VEGAN
add fried tofu or smoked beer-can pulled chicken $4
fresh cut fries, marinara from smoked tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, basil, balsamic reduction (Vegan without mozz)

Paneer Butter Masala Poutine: $12
add fried tofu or smoked beer-can pulled chicken $4
fresh cut fries, rich & creamy curry made with paneer, spices, onions, tomatoes, cashews, butter, coriander

Buffalo Poutine: $12
add fried tofu or smoked beer-can pulled chicken $4
creamy garlic buffalo sauce with cheese curds, blue cheese crumbs (or ranch dressing), scallions, celery shavings

I will share more as the situation develops.

EDIT: found some pictures, these don't resemble poutine.



Wait, did they put shrimps on the scallioned regular poutine?
Found a higher quality image, that is chicken on top of the scallion sullied poutine.
« Last Edit: October 12, 2020, 11:58:33 am by Dr. Buttplug »

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Looks like poutine to me......

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That chicken tikka one looks pretty good.

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How do you feel about sweet potato fries poutine?

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How do you feel about sweet potato fries poutine?


chai tea latte, February 01, 2021, 09:13:19 pm
if that gravy is maple syrup I would eat these

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There's a ghost kitchen near me that sells something it calls "Butter Paneer Sexy Fries".

It doesn't describe itself as poutine in any way - in fact, the menu item has no photo or description - but finally I ordered it.



Was this poutine?

Dr. Buttplug