Shitty beer and energy drink
Trav, October 20, 2017, 01:15:41 am
...like, mixed together, or just one each hand?
Sanguinary Novel, October 20, 2017, 04:28:18 pm
Usually the first, but if they give me two cans I'll do the other.
Trav, October 22, 2017, 12:24:22 pm
So, I had promised Trav that I would buy all of his drinks whenever we were together at F Plus Live this year. The first order Trav placed was for, I forget the beer, but pretty sure it was a Coors Lite and a Red Bull. May not have been a Coors Light? Either way, the bartender and I trying to figure out exactly what was being requested was surreal and frustrating for both of us, because neither of us could wrap our brains around the fact that the order was indeed for those two things mixed together, but nobody orders those things separately either, so what the fuck was going on? The bartender was pretty sure that the order must be for two people. He refused to mix them, I think on general principle.
Later Trav tried to order a drink on my tab (which was fine by me), but told the bartender my name was Victor Laszlo, which is not exactly how it's spelled on my credit card. The bartender, who is the only bartender who remembers me between visits other than Tommy at the horse track, came and found me to clarify because "Victor Laszlo sounded like a fake name." Good lookin' out, buddy.