It’s not surprising that it seems like a parody. It’s just that stupid. This is the kind of stupid that only comes from thinking you are super smart.

That is my takeaway after listening to this a few times. These posters are really really stupid.

Imagine the genealogy website of the future where the first thing in the results is what someone yanked it to. That’s even too stupid for Black Mirror.

If I were a billionaire I would never leave my superyacht again. When the time comes they can mummify me and tie me to the prow so I can keep living the dream.

I only know two things about Nietzsche. One, that he was of pure Polish decent. Two, that he was a beautiful, strong, homosexual man.

Carrie was a clumsy, accident-prone but basically good-hearted girl who had an unfortunate tendency to get herself into embarrassing situations, in which she would customarily end up accidentally stripped naked. Her cousin Connie had a similar affliction.