F Plus Quotes Thread

[crow]

Post your favorite F Plus quotes!  I'll start.

"I am beset by the inequities of sin, and holy shit my dick is huge"

[Mister Smalls]

every day I'm hoboin' hoboin' hoboin' hoboin'

[Mathrandir]

The best one I remember is

"Be less of a skank and more of a skunk Squiddy"

[McMillan and Waifu]

That's so funny, my confirmation name is also Mingo.

[nigeline]

The best one I remember is

"Be less of a skank and more of a skunk Squiddy"

To add to the Portaxx love, I also adore "Fat the Power!"

[KingKalamari]

"I am a MASTURBATING WIZARD!!!"
-JimmyFranks

[hautecouture]

The best one I remember is

"Be less of a skank and more of a skunk Squiddy"

To add to the Portaxx love, I also adore "Fat the Power!"

"Anglosphere? Isn't that just a term for fat white guy?"

[Tiny Prancer]

"In the land of dragon dildos, is the chin-wattle man king?" is an obvious one, but it's really the level of wide-eyed confusion and terror that it's said with that makes it so good.

[crow]

"BO DARK"

[Mister Smalls]

"BO DARK"

I occasionally go back to that episode just for "i thought we agree, small gifts this year.  i get her rock.  you get her xbox., make me look bad."

[KingKalamari]

"You masturbate to WEIRD things"

Still one of my favourites and probably the one I use most frequently in my day to day life

[Bobalay]

"What's up! My butt is sore!"

[zmonbobbo]

"Whut time is et in Amer'ca?"

[🍆]

I can't remember what it was, I think it might have been a recent episode (or one I relistened to recently) but Lemon described something as sounding like an outtake from Gummo. It was the perfect reference.

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

"DO NOT MAKE FUN OF JEREMY FERNANDEZ! HE IS A WONDERFUL MAN ABOVE YOUR MOCKERY! SCUMBAAAG!"
"Is this his cousin or something?"
"ABSOLUTELY I AM"