Porn Poems

[Wrought]

I'd settle for someone
Who wasn't my palm
But never imagined
I'd fuck my stepmom

[Wrought]

I want a gamer goth gf
with really big titties
She'd carry me in overwatch
and I'd bust in her kitty

[Secret Gaygent 69]

Checkin out dat ass
She moves with aplomb
Wiggling her mass
Oh shit. A Butt Bomb

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

fuck you you can't contain me
i love
free verse.
here's some porn poems.

As you spread your vajazzled canopy
o'er my wrinkled traveller
he finally fell asleep.
Do not be upset at me.
You gave me respite.
This recalcitrant staff
is tired of giving
his inner wisdom away.
Worn out from striking
brown mud and frigid stone
let him at least drink a little
of your runny sap, in your mossy, trimmed garden
and tuck himself in,
peacefully.

She opened me up by twisting my tin
can
she cut herself on my rim? My blood
was already rushing; it would
splat her dumb fucking face.
Anyway, it
smells like tuna in here. Hurry up,
before you find out
that it is really just anchovy.
before you drain out
all my milky, pulpy brine
through the holes of your hairy colander.

Nipple, she signed.
Supple, her thighs.
Gorilla grip, her pussy. And my tool,
was perfect
for her opposable thumb to drool
and rub against, in advanced object manipulation.
T'was erect
until the moment of ejaculation.

[Wrought]

Ne'er shall I simp again
For my dream came to an end
I donated 3000 bits
And then she mentioned
Her boyfriend

[Shell Game]

Her mother's kiss
Upon my prick
Glistens as the dew surrounding us
The sun is generous
The son obliges

[Wrought]

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Sale for half off at
Her onlyfans

Will I get in trouble
If I say we're a couple
on instagram?

The boys would all shout
they would give me mad clout
if I took an egirl to bed

But if I were called out
by @babygirlpout
I think that I'd rather be dead

[Shell Game]

As I plow her fertile soils
My seed assures her
Like a malignant tumor
That I am everpresent

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

There is a certain gene se quois to the defining moment
of passing the event horizon of your sex, I think.
A numbness of a different calibre
to blasting rope into the sink.

The waning of my melancholy member
after its annihilation in your light-bending box
must prove to be the somberest reminder
of the evanescent joy of all men's cocks.

[Secret Gaygent 69]

You are ready and eager
Come and suck on my dick
I'll be your oral besieger
My dirty little slut, Pickle Rick

[Shell Game]

Surrender unto me
I have pillaged your land
I have razed your walls
I have plundered your keeps
I have taken everything
And you give me
Your flower of rebirth
Of your own will
Surrender

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Unzipped my fly,
Mere nightclub's play
My dextrous hand
Has let it hang.

For I dance,
And drink and sing,
Till some blind hand
shall brush my dingaling.

If cock is life
And strength and breath,
And the want
Of cock is death,

Then shall I
Unzip my fly
If I stand erect,
Or flaccid,

Bye!

[Shell Game]

Zesty carbonara
Nestled in your crevice
My mouth is watering
Seconds please!

[Wrought]

Yes I'm horny
And online
and while I know it isn't fine

I can't control
Desires so sweet
I want celebs to show their feet

I reply to Emma Stone
I can't survive on porn alone

I wish she'd bare those tasty toes
Stretch them underneath my nose

I comment on a music vid
Ariana Grande flips my lid

Just one foot without a sock
Won't satisfy my hungry cock

Are my needs truly so bizarre,
to wish to suck toes near and far?

I understand you don't like feet,
but I don't belong on @struggletweets.

[The Smoking Dad]

A couplet, for you all to ponder on....

They call me the Nutinsideher Critic
I make her cum so the dildon’t have to